A takeoff of the hideous Christmas sweater phenomenon, women are decorating their bare breasts to resemble popular Christmas figures. While Rudolph the red-nosed mammary gland appears to be the most popular boob design, Frosty the Snowjug is expected to catch on soon, as well as jolly St. Knockers himself.

Nikki Haley just took the President’s message on refugee migration to the UN, declaring that the US will NOT allow the UN or anyone else to set its immigration policy regarding refugees, but rather will make its own decisions and set its own policy as is the right of any sovereign nation. 

“If they don’t like it, don’t come to the game,” Vernon told reporters in reference to fans’ distaste for his kneeling during the national anthem like a $10 hooker, which he insists he will continue to do and no one is going to stop him.

Moore is an incredibly popular figure in Alabama politics, known mostly for his stand in support of the Ten Commandments and a pre-session prayer in his courtroom, for which he was sued by the ACLU. Moore eventually won the battle when the Alabama Supreme Court threw the case out.

“Let them all in,” they said. “It will be great, they said.” A Mexican man who was deported from the US 20 times has been convicted of 10 counts including sexual assault in Oregon.

The FCC should fine ABC into bankruptcy over this egregious fake news.

Sick of the injustice of California’s make-believe court system, President Trump and Jeff Sessions aim to take custody of the illegal immigrant who murdered Kate Steinle.

Kate Steinle’s illegal immigrant murderer, Jose Ines Garcia Zarate, who had been deported from the United States five times and committed seven felonies while in our country has been found not guilty of Steinle’s death, a true travesty of justice if there ever was one.

Mike Flynn is the latest to be charged by Mueller, for “lying to the FBI” about conversations Flynn had with Russian Ambassador to the US Sergey Kislyak. He may not have remembered something correctly. He may have said they were talking about professional ice hockey when it was really Olympic ice hockey. He may have said he had Ranch dressing on his salad when a restaurant receipt proves it was Blue Cheese dressing.

Lauer “pulled down his pants, bent her over a chair, and had sexual intercourse with her. The woman said she passed out at some point and woke up on the floor of the office with her pants pulled down. Lauer then had his assistant take the woman to a nurse.”

Al Franken and John Conyers are expected to submit resumes for Lauer’s position as Today co-host.

The NFL is proposing a $100 million fix that will satisfy the protesting players enough to convince them to stand for the national anthem. While many players are willing to consider the offer, several others are resisting, which means that the NFL’s grand idea is dead in the water.

The president’s twitter scandal du jour involves his retweet of three videos posted by a leader of the British far-right activist group Britain First, known in the UK as an extremist element stirring up trouble by its frequent verbal attacks on Muslims, which in uber-politically-correct Europe is a crime.

Although I would rather be poked in the eye with a sharp stick than listen to Matt Lauer, and it is poetic justice to see liberal weenies receive a dose of the public suffering they heretofore believed was reserved for conservatives only, I have to wonder when it will all end.

The whole issue is silly. President Trump is making fun of a lying, scheming, liberal piece of livestock feces who exploited the entire native American race for money! President calls her out for that and who do the liberal weenies and the media attack? President Trump. You simply cannot make this stuff up, folks!

I believe the Democrats are playing checkers and President Trump is playing chess. If and when the government shuts down, the first thing the President and congressional Republicans will point to is this meeting that the leftist imbeciles so arrogantly and disrespectfully failed to attend.

Denzel is right! Pre-Great Society, LBJ’s reinvented plantation where blacks were and are trapped in a generational cycle of dependency that also freed young black fathers from any responsibility to raise their children, is very much to blame for the societal implosion of the black community. 

I can’t tell you how thrilled I am to have a family of true class and elegance in the White House. Liberal weenies are stroking out over already the nativity scene and the fact that the Trumps are proudly referring to the holiday as Christmas, not Winter Break or some other such ignorance.

“Stuart, don’t ever, and I mean don’t ever, mess with a Southern woman and her homemade pies. It is as dangerous as when you hear a Southern woman begin her sentence with ‘bless your heart.’ It means you’re about to be gutted like a deer and just don’t know it.”

Ever the showman, President Trump is proposing a national contest to determine which mainstream media outlet is the best at fake news. Please take our Poll of the Week, below, to enter your choice of winner of President Trump’s coveted Fake News Trophy.

President Trump has since coopted the term “fake news” and uses it regularly in reference to the mainstream media, especially CNN. Thus, CNN, now known widely as America’s premier “fake news” source, wants to ban the term, lest it drive them completely out of business, a comforting thought.

The league may never recover from this. At best, it will likely mean renegotiation of player contracts, which will shrink drastically due to the boycott. There should be an award for such off-the-charts stupidity.

BUT when it comes to Trump supporters, Anythingbutjoy declared, “I think it’s important, but I really can’t do it. “I have to tell you, because if you’re a Trump supporter, there’s something going on with you that I can’t abide.”

On Fox News and on Twitter, former Secret Service agent Dan Bongino who protected the Clintons battled liberal weenie and Hitlery sycophant Nick Merrill who claims that Hitlery Clinton is a warm and wonderful human being, a polar opposite description of Hitlery as offered by Bongino.

No doubt, liberal weenies in Congress will begin clamoring Monday for a special counsel to investigate the pie, screaming that the Huckabee clan is guilty of destroying (eating) evidence, as Robert Mueller demands stool samples to determine if any ingredients were Russian.

Google and Twitter join facebook (the Axis of Evil, as W might call them) in their crusade against conservative thought.

Americans wonder why foreigners consider them fat, lazy, uncouth, selfish, boorish, violent thugs. You need look no further than videos of an American tradition, Black Friday. Sickening!

This is hilarious! In a Powdered Wig article we published just hours ago, wino LeRoy explained why Songbird McCain was seen wearing his orthopedic walking boot on the wrong foot, the uninjured foot. Excerpt from this morning’s article….

We called Senator Songbird’s office for an explanation but received no answer. We were, however, able to find a wino, not to be confused with Rino, on a bench near the Capitol, and asked if he knew Senator McCain, and if so, could he please explain the now-infamous walking boot scandal.

As compensation, Swedish morons are offering Muslims, who flood, unvetted, into their country by the hundreds of thousands, everything they own – their country, their homes, their fortunes, their children, their bodies. Why prolong the agony? Drink a pint of bleach and be done with it.