As we reported just a few days ago, Piegate is a clear and present danger to the safety and security of the American people, or so liberal weenies like April Ryan would have you believe.

Mike Huckabee, father of the prime suspect in the Piegate conspiracy, unloaded on CNN’s April Ryan during Stuart Varney’s show on Fox Business Network.

When Varney asked about the authenticity of Sarah’s pie, Papa Huckabee smiled and made the following declaration….

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“So, let me tell you something. She’s been making this pie for years, years. Makes them for friends. But here’s the warning that I would issue. Stuart, don’t ever, and I mean don’t ever, mess with a Southern woman and her homemade pies. It is as dangerous as when you hear a Southern woman begin her sentence with ‘bless your heart.’ It means you’re about to be gutted like a deer and just don’t know it.”

My absolutely favorite tweet in the Piegate twitterstorm….

….and murdering babies.