As we reported just a few days ago, Piegate is a clear and present danger to the safety and security of the American people, or so liberal weenies like April Ryan would have you believe.
Mike Huckabee, father of the prime suspect in the Piegate conspiracy, unloaded on CNN’s April Ryan during Stuart Varney’s show on Fox Business Network.
When Varney asked about the authenticity of Sarah’s pie, Papa Huckabee smiled and made the following declaration….
“So, let me tell you something. She’s been making this pie for years, years. Makes them for friends. But here’s the warning that I would issue. Stuart, don’t ever, and I mean don’t ever, mess with a Southern woman and her homemade pies. It is as dangerous as when you hear a Southern woman begin her sentence with ‘bless your heart.’ It means you’re about to be gutted like a deer and just don’t know it.”
I am not trying to be funny but folks are already saying #piegate and #fakepie Show it to us on the table with folks eating it and a pic of you cooking it. I am getting the biggest laugh out of this. I am thankful for this laugh on Black Friday! https://t.co/ifeSBlSZW7
— AprilDRyan (@AprilDRyan) November 24, 2017
— Sarah Sanders (@PressSec) November 24, 2017
My absolutely favorite tweet in the Piegate twitterstorm….
Things that piss off Liberals
-Sarah Sanders’ pie
-Trump having 2 scoops of ice cream
Things that Liberals are okay with
-Gays being thrown off buildings in Muslim countries#piegate
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) November 25, 2017
….and murdering babies.
They have jumped the Pie.@PressSec
Great looking pie!
I am a baker. Great consistency. Uniformity. Level. Even tone on the bake.
You are a GREAT woman for young girls to look up to, thank you.
— DanaDane (@D_S_Sugarpies) November 25, 2017
April Ryan can cook up one thing…. fake news shitstorms! She is good at it too, and liberal weenies gulp it down, hook, line, and sinker!
— Powdered Wig Society (@Patreeit) November 27, 2017