Doubling down on her suspicion, even once gifted one of Sanders’ homemade chocolate pecan pies, Ryan snidely suggested that Sanders is a liar: “But, wait a minute,” Ryan remarked. “You said you had a chocolate pecan pie,” not quite bright enough to understand that the chocolate is under the pecans.

How the owners recover from this I have no idea, considering the massive salaries they are committed to paying the very players who screwed them all with their childish bullshit. I am not a bankruptcy attorney, but I forsee owners filing bankruptcy just to ditch the exorbitant contracts and start fresh. I would!

Beating border wall construction and encouraged by the daily fight liberals are waging against President Trump on their behalf, illegal immigrants are sneaking across America’s southern border again in large, Barack Hussein-level numbers.

President Trump was shocked to hear the news of his new Republican ally retiring and called to report his dismay at hearing the news. Speaker Ryan, who was reported to be as surprised as anyone by the news that he is retiring, assured the President, “I ain’t going anywhere.”

A Republican congressman from Kentucky, recently accused – that is all, only accused, because that is all it takes – of sexual misconduct, allegedly (NO PROOF! NO EVIDENCE!) kissing and fondling a 17-year-old girl, took his own life rather than face the shame of the allegations.

I believe there should be an emergency meeting of the Alabama governor and state legislature to order a new election, as a thorough audit of the election results is not possible since Alabama uses a corruptible, hackable electronic counting system which has led to questionable results in the past.

Democrat Doug Jones wins Alabama Senate seat.

Regarding the secret terror watch list, Rubino joked,”Why isn’t this list posted all over the place? Why is it a secret? There’s only like 200 people on it. The list of who bangs your sister is longer than that. It should be in every bodega. It should be on the scoreboard at Yankee Stadium. Everybody should know!”

Sacrificial perverts Franken and Conyers have been expended to justify the coming crusade to force President Trump from the White House on multiple charges of sexual misconduct, which anyone with a shred of objectivity can see right through.

Dennis Rodman may not know much, but apparently, according to him, at least, he knows much more than the rest of us about Kim Jong-un, what makes him tick, and how to get him to behave.

“I want to say, Sarah, that journalists make honest mistakes and that doesn’t make them fake news,” Acosta whined as Sarah Sanders scolded the entire room of journalists for publishing fake news.

America’s public schools are often brutal little incubators of hate and verbal abuse. I was a kid once. I remember! Faculty and administrators must see this. They know who is who in our public schools. Yet, this painful abuse happens to targeted kids every day, and it is beyond wrong.

Liberal weenies know how to do one thing well – spend someone else’s money. They don’t know how to make money and, as they see it, they don’t need to. When liberal weenies need money, they simply take it, taxing Mom and Pop America and American businesses.

The boycott continues to grow. As owners of NFL teams contemplate swan dives from atop their respective jumbotrons, fans continue to demonstrate their unwillingness to spend huge amounts of money in support of a league of spoiled crybabies.

Acting on a tip that someone, somewhere, somehow, thought they saw “a man” with a gun on the same floor as the victim gave the cops all the authority they needed to charge in, guns drawn and a hair trigger away from killing an innocent person. 

Very much like the video, Powdered Wig Society is dedicated to the ideas and ideals of that collection of divinely-provided and -inspired geniuses who wrote the United States Constitution. It is to the restoration of and strict obedience to that Constitution that Powdered Wig Society is dedicated, especially the cornerstone principles of individual liberty and limited government.

And the FBI has become America’s secret police. Secret surveillance, wiretapping, intimidation, harassment, and threats. It’s like the old KGB that comes for you in the dark of the night banging through your door.”

A card-carrying swamp rat for 24 years, Gutierrez has announced his retirement from the House, which translated into liberal Democrat, reads: “I have been caught with my hand in the cookie jar and am beating a hasty retreat.”

Remember Barack Hussein arrogantly saying, “For those folks who’ve lost your job right now…. those jobs of the past are just not going to come back.” Behold – Trumponomics, The Trump Effect!

The swamp isn’t draining as fast as some of us would like, but it is draining! Minnesota Sen. Al Franken is resigning amid multiple sexual misconduct allegations, reported The Washington Times just minutes ago.

He doesn’t care about liberal weenie parasites on the left with nightmare-inducing dental issues, like Hitlery’s world-class overbite that has been officially clocked shelling a bushel of corn through a picket fence in 30 seconds flat.

We reported yesterday that President Trump would announce today that he is moving the US Embassy in Israel from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, officially recognizing Jerusalem as the Israeli capital. As expected, he made the announcement just a short while ago and Democrats have predictably gone apoplectic.

I actually know liberals whose 401Ks have gone through the ceiling since President Trump was elected. Guess what they tell me…. “It’s not because of Trump.” Shaking my head!

With an approval rating of 18%, Flake decided not to humiliate himself by running for reelection in Arizona, where he is less popular than syphilis.

The president told Israeli and Arab leaders of his decision Tuesday, according to The New York Times, which described the act as “a symbolically fraught move that would upend decades of American policy and upset efforts to broker peace between Israel and the Palestinians.”

White House Deputy Press Secretary, Raj Shah: “The President had a positive call with Judge Roy Moore during which they discussed the state of the Alabama Senate race and the President endorsed Judge Moore’s campaign.”

Watch Bejar and her fellow liberal weenies on the panel applaud and celebrate the fake news that Mike Flynn was going to testify that candidate Trump directed him to contact the Russians. So thrilled is Joyless that you would think she finally found a man who agreed to have sex with her.

A better argument for congressional term limits was never found than DC career parasite John James Conyers, who has announced, via his nephew and chosen successor, Ian Conyers, that he is stepping down from his seat in Congress amid multiple sexual misconduct allegations.

Federal prosecutors said she and a top aide commited fraud by using donations for lavish parties and trips. The aide and another official later accepted a plea deal and testified against Brown, who served in Congress for nearly 25 years.

Diane Feinstein announced Sunday on NBC’s Meet the Press that congressional Democrats are now trying to build a case of obstruction of justice against President Trump for his firing of James Comey, which the President has every right and all the authority to do.