This is hilarious! In a Powdered Wig article we published Thursday morning, wino LeRoy explained why Songbird McCain was seen wearing his orthopedic walking boot on the wrong foot, the uninjured foot. Excerpt from Thursday morning’s article….
We called Senator Songbird’s office for an explanation but received no answer. We were, however, able to find a wino, not to be confused with Rino, on a bench near the Capitol, and asked if he knew Senator McCain, and if so, could he please explain the now-infamous walking boot scandal.
Once payment terms of a pack of Lucky Strikes and a bottle of Thunderbird had been negotiated, LeRoy did, in fact, confirm that he and the Senator are close friends. He praised Senator McCain for his service as a lifelong parasite public servant and declared that the controversy can be explained easily as the Senator’s love for equality. His right foot getting all of the attention was bothersome to Senator McCain, who is all about equality, LeRoy explained, thus he alternated the walking boot to keep his left foot from feeling left out.
This is very close to the actual excuse Senator Songbird himself tweeted to the world shortly after we published our article….
Thank you for your support & best wishes. My left leg was doing extra work to compensate for the boot, so I'm giving it a break. I still hate wearing this boot, but it won't slow us down from frying 7 turkeys today!
— John McCain (@SenJohnMcCain) November 23, 2017
This lamest of all possible excuses caused a twitterstorm. Some of our favorite responses….
https://twitter.com/Patreeit/status/933891316127281153
Weird. pic.twitter.com/9hXlT4Oimj
— Mike (@Fuctupmind) November 23, 2017
That doesn’t even make sense, but consider the source.
— Auntie Mame (@YourAuntieMame) November 23, 2017
https://twitter.com/CSLovely/status/933753066360311808
https://twitter.com/gulfwar_veteran/status/933749904886730752
A whole day to come up with the worst excuse ever. It's confirmed, he is a Democrat.
— jp marat (@JPMarat77) November 23, 2017
https://twitter.com/madimeo72/status/933746564211859456
https://twitter.com/windu79488931/status/933798754964123650
https://twitter.com/ShariLeeParkes/status/933827657510412288
So while people can't afford to buy a turkey cuz they're forced to buy Obamacare, you're bragging that you're frying 7 of them? Shameful.
— SB (@ShannonCLK) November 23, 2017
https://twitter.com/nobamanoway/status/933846690569781248
https://twitter.com/spaghetti137/status/933805582183747585
Liar!
— Happy Independent 🇺🇸🇺🇸 (@happy_guy2018) November 23, 2017
https://twitter.com/manson_debbie/status/933829584839045121
I wore a boot for 6 weeks after a while it wasn't a big deal! You get used to it! Certainly wasn't advised by my surgeon to switch which leg I had it on!
— 🚨Trump💥2024⭐⭐⭐🇺🇲🚨 (@LoveofGod2020) November 23, 2017
