Senator Songbird McCain is FOS (full o’ sh!t). He claims he tore his right achilles tendon two weeks ago, and ordered immediate photo ops of him wearing a walking boot on his right foot (photo, above).

Poor hero! Even in terrible pain, Songbird is fighting for We the People by not missing a day in Congress to trash and obstruct President Trump and the people’s agenda.

Washington, D.C. ­– The office of Senator John McCain (R-AZ) released the following statement (11/6):

“Senator McCain was treated at Walter Reed Medical Center over the weekend for a minor tear in his right Achilles tendon, as well as for other normal and non-life-threatening side effects of cancer therapy. Senator McCain has returned to work in the Senate and will be wearing a walking boot until his injured tendon is fully healed.”

The problem with being a completely FOS lying sack is you have to remember the lie, which at Songbird’s advancing age is not so easy.

It seems that Songbird’s sympathy ploy horrible and painful injury is so bad he can’t remember which achilles is torn, as evidenced now by pics of him wearing the walking boot on his left foot (photo, below).

We called Senator Songbird’s office for an explanation but received no answer. We were, however, able to find a wino, not to be confused with Rino, on a bench near the Capitol, and asked if he knew Senator McCain, and if so, could he please explain the now-infamous walking boot scandal.

Once payment terms of a pack of Lucky Strikes and a bottle of Thunderbird had been negotiated, LeRoy did, in fact, confirm that he and the Senator are close friends. He praised Senator McCain for his service as a lifelong parasite public servant and declared that the controversy can be explained easily as the Senator’s love for equality. His right foot getting all of the attention was bothersome to Senator McCain, who is all about equality, LeRoy explained, thus he alternated the walking boot to keep his left foot from feeling left out.

Makes as much sense as anything else.

Why did John McCain wear the walking boot on the wrong foot? in Thomas Madison’s Hangs on LockerDome