WHOA! Confidential CIA report confirms that North Korea now possesses full capability to nuke LA, Chicago, even New York

North Korea’s Hwasong-14 is its newest generation ICBM. It was tested on July 4th and again on July 28th. It is the reason Kim Jong-un is speaking with such bravado lately. The CIA has confirmed that the Hwasong-14, under ideal conditions, can hit most of the US mainland.

From the desk of You Can’t Make This Sh!t Up, fifteen Moroccan teens contracted rabies after having sex with a donkey that was a known whore

The sexually frustrated children and teenagers stayed at the Mechraa Belksiri Hospital for one week to receive rabies vaccinations after the animal transmitted the disease to them, explained Moroccan daily Al Akhbar in its August 10 edition.

California airheads tell interviewer that N. Korea is a ‘critical threat’ to the US. How many do you think can even find N. Korea on a map?

Jimmy Kimmel wondered how many Americans even know where North Korea is so we went out to Hollywood Boulevard to find out. It is not good news!

Federal prosecutor in Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s district found shot in the head, but no gun was found. Ruled suicide

It is obvious the victim drove to the beach, shot himself in the head, then got in his car, drove a mile away, disposed of the gun in a dumpster behind a 7-11, then drove back to the suicide site and died, just to make it look like a homicide. That bastard!

Sessions is protecting Loretta Lynch by completely redacting 350 pages of emails relating to the tarmac meeting. Judge Napolitano is “infuriated!”

This should be the last straw. Sessions is either a total wimp or there is some sort of establishment-style quid pro quo at work here. In either case, President Trump should remove Sessions immediately and replace him with a trustworthy Pit Bull like Trey Gowdy.

Republican congressman’s campaign offices raided by the FBI

Yet, the Clintons are getting off scot free with the greatest and most corrupt abuse of power and violation of the public trust in American history.

Sickening revisionist history! Google is trying to disassociate Abraham Lincoln from the Republican Party. Try this search on your own and see….

Leftist steaming pile Google is attempting to disassociate President Abraham Lincoln from the Republican Party. But, please, don’t take my word for it, try this search on your own….

“Where is Trump?” Sheriff Joe Arpaio, unjustly convicted, facing 6 months in jail, wants to know why President Trump has not helped him

In candidate Donald Trump’s corner from the beginning, Sheriff Joe has been convicted by Barack Hussein-appointed judge and is facing six months in jail. He is wondering why there has been complete silence on this from President Trump.

Kim Jong-un is vowing a nuclear strike on US territory Guam by mid-August, just five days away

“The Hwasong-12 rockets to be launched by the KPA (Korean People’s Army) will cross the sky above Shimane, Hiroshima and Koichi Prefectures of Japan.”

What the….! Russian military aircraft flew over the Capitol and Pentagon at low altitude (3700 feet) yesterday

“A Russian military surveillance plane flew through secure airspace over Washington on Wednesday, passing near the U.S. Capitol, the Pentagon and other government buildings.”

VIDEO: Hitlery Clinton has been offered a plea bargain by DOJ. No way! This woman is guilty of far too much!

I can’t believe she is being offered anything. She is guilty of so much. If ever there was a criminal who should have the book thrown at them, that would be Hitlery Clinton!

Eric Bolling has filed a YUGE lawsuit against the HuffPo reporter who reported that he was sexting Fox colleagues

By the way, one of Bolling’s accusers, the only one who is not anonymous, Caroline Heldman, was also one of O’Reilly’s accusers and is likely a few million dollars richer today as a result. She is a Trump-hating leftist professor at Occidental College.

President Trump and Rand Paul are joining forces to design an Obamacare replacement that will be done by executive order, sidestepping Congress

President Trump has, however, been ever the gentleman and team player, allowing Congress its role in deciding the future of Obamacare. And, as is Congress’ history, they crapped the bed again, leaving many millions of Americans with this odious yoke around their necks.

Enraged liberal Trump-hater in Pennsylvania executed his Republican next-door neighbor

A known liberal Trump-hater, pictured above, in Pennsylvania flipped out over a dispute with his next door neighbor, who he shot and killed early Tuesday morning. The murderer was known for the Trump hate signs in his front yard. 

Shameful! Virginia high school is awarding AP and Honors class admission based upon skin color, not ability, grades, or intelligence

A Virginia high school sent a disturbing letter to parents and students announcing they would be selecting students for Advanced Placement and honors classes at least partly based on skin color.

SMOKING GUN! Secret memo from David Brock (Soros-funded Media Matters) implicates Google and facebook in takedown of Trump and right wing blogosphere

We in the right wing blogosphere talk among ourselves, and while we are certain that we have been the targets of liberal weenie Silicon Valley giants Google and fascistbook facebook over the past several months, we have been unable to able to prove it. Now we have a smoking gun, hard evidence, if not proof.

VIDEO: French vigilantes take matters into their own hands and put the beatdown on a criminal Muslim gang. What do you think, good idea?

Since European cops are afraid to deal with Muslim gangs or have been neutered by their liberal weenie leaders and ordered to ignore Muslim violence, or both, the innocent people of Europe have become sitting ducks to Muslim gangs who loot, rob, and rape at will.

Telling the truth about Democrats! NC Republican slams Democrats for murdering blacks in 1898 and preventing blacks from voting

The party of racism, the KKK, Jim Crow, and civil rights obstruction was and is the Democrat Party. The KKK was started as an enforcement branch of the Democrat Party to keep blacks from voting.

Promises kept, records set: President Trump’s first 200 days

From Wall Street to Main Street, it is clear that Donald Trump is good for America. He is keeping his promises, notwithstanding the obstruction that Congress (you are not blameless, Republicans!), federal judges usurping executive authority, and a complicit media have thrown in his way.

Chicago mayor Rahm Emanuel is suing DOJ for defunding sanctuary cities. Jeff Sessions’ tough response: “comply with the law or forego taxpayer dollars

Jeff Sessions is offering Emanuel a tough ultimatum in response: “Comply with the law or forego taxpayer dollars.” Concise, simple, and to the point. Bravo, Jeff!

Kim Jong-un vows an “end to the US” as UK warns Kim Jong-un’s nuclear provocations could be ‘catastrophic’

Even though China has been advising Kim Jong-un to not be stupid, to stop the provocative missile and nuclear tests, King Chubby persists, putting his Hermit Kingdom in grave danger that I am not certain he comprehends.

A list of scandals that occurred on Mueller’s watch as FBI director about which he did nothing. It’s about time someone investigates Mueller

We all know that Robert Mueller and James Comey are swamp creatures of the first rank. Isn’t it about time someone investigated THEM?

Pigs were seen landing at Atlanta’s Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport yesterday. In a related story, CNN is reporting that Mueller has gone too far

CNN’s reporting of President Trump has been sometimes favorable the past few days. Case in point, CNN’s Sunday report that Special Counsel Robert Mueller has gone too far with his investigation, now looking into the Trump family finances.

Voter fraud? No such thing, right? Ten Democrat counties in California had more registered voters than there were adults in the county

There is a reason that the only ones screaming for no voter ID are Democrats. They couldn’t win an election without cheating.

Liberalism is dying! Look no further than the financial condition of liberal weenie instructional manual, Salon magazine. Their landlord is chasing them!

Known for a fiery brand of hard-hitting journalism, like “Farewell, once-favorite organ: I am officially breaking up with my penis,” a heartwarming story of a middle-aged “progressive” journalist disowning his wiener, Salon has led the way in yawn-provoking copy and news not fit to print.

HUGE! Jailed Russian hacker claims he refused FBI bribe of freedom, citizenship, an apartment, and money to help frame Trump

“You will have to declare that you have broken Hillory Clinton’s mailbox for D. Trump on the orders of V. Putin, you must agree to extradition to the USA, here we will remove all the charges we will give you Apartment and money, American citizenship.”

FBI: “We were right on the edge of Constitutional legality” on Election Day, monitoring social media for dirt to support the Russian fairy tale

The FBI is admitting that they were walking a fine line between legal and illegal on Election Day, monitoring social media, scanning for what appears to be dirt to support the Russian collusion fairy tale.

VIDEO: Julian Assange: “Robert Mueller illegally sent an extra-special planeload of FBI agents to frame me.” President Trump is in grave danger

Julian Assange has revealed that Robert Mueller has a history of framing people. How does Assange know this? Because Mueller tried to frame him in 2011. It appears that framing people may be Mueller’s specialty, which puts President Trump in grave danger. 

Senator Jeff the Flake’s approval rating in Arizona is at 18%. Syphilis is more popular!

Flake is up for reelection in 2018. Surely, the GOP will be ready with a solid primary challenger, given Flake’s unpopularity among his own constituents.

McMaster MUST go! He has purged the NSC of Trump loyalists and protected Obama holdovers. How did he get hired with a resume like this….

Note to HR: “Allahu Akbar,” a phrase nearly every jihadi is screaming as he or she is committing the mass murder of innocent people, is not a Baptist phrase. It belongs to ISLAM! They own it and the acts of terror that are being committed in the name of ISLAM.