This heartwarming story comes to us from Morocco, which is 99% Muslim, not that that matters.
A group of at least fifteen teens are in a local Moroccan hospital being treated for rabies after they “admired” a donkey, which is Moroccan code for what we Westerners call “whoopie,” “the wild thang,” and “horizontal boot scoot,” among other encrypted terms. In simpler, more politically correct language, the teens had been making love with the donkey, which I suspect has now been stoned to death, not to relieve the community of the rabies threat, but because the donkey was obviously a raging whore.
From Morocco World News
Fifteen minors who sexually assaulted a donkey in the small rural town of Sidi Kamel in the communal providence of Sidi Kacem have been treated for rabies infections received from the animal.
The sexually frustrated children and teenagers stayed at the Mechraa Belksiri Hospital for one week to receive rabies vaccinations after the animal transmitted the disease to them, explained Moroccan daily Al Akhbar in its August 10 edition.
The incident has put the families of these fifteen young people into distress and horror, reports the daily.
Local authorities have been alerted and search for find anyone else who has “approached” and “admired” the animal closely, in order to limit the risk of rabies spreading among the inhabitants of the region.
The occurrence became the subject of mockery and ridicule among the population of the small town.
However, it has also become a subject of fear and shame for parents who, in the utmost secrecy, hastened to have their children vaccinated in case they had approached the animal.
According to the daily, the number of infections could be much higher, as some families preferred to take their children to hospitals outside the region to avoid humiliation.
