Poor CNN. They have been labeled the Fake News Network by the President of the United States and just about everyone else, and their ratings have tanked so badly that reruns of Yogi Bear cartoons attract more, and probably much brighter, viewers.

We are truly living in Bizarroworld. While the mainstream media screams for more anythingburger on the Russian fairy tale, a story is developing of REAL collusion between the Department of Justice and the mainstream media to kill, or at least suppress, the potentially very illegal meeting between Loretta Lynch and Bill Clinton on the tarmac in Phoenix.

GMAFB! Donald Trump has been eating stress and pressure for breakfast for 50 years. He thrives on it. He seeks it. He invites it. He devours it. 

In November, Republicans solidified and/or expanded their majorities at all levels of governance, and it looked as if things couldn’t get worse for Democrats. Except, it just did.

Like the five-year-old brat who has to be dragged, kicking and screaming, to the amusement park, has a fantastic time, then pouts all the way home, liberal weenies are sure to be dismayed by the awesome jobs numbers coming out of Washington today.

President Trump concluded, “Most people know there were no Russians in our campaign. There never were. We didn’t win because of Russia. We won because of you, that I can tell you.” And again the crowd goes wild!

Harvard is not an institution of higher learning, it is a social-engineering lab, and a sad specimen at that. A diploma from Harvard was once a treasured document. Today, I believe a parking ticket is held in higher esteem. For […]

There have been only Democrats in the mayor’s office of Detroit since 1962, a period of 55 years that has been marked, coincidentally (or not), by extreme government corruption.

Miller: “Jim, that is one of the most outrageous, insulting, ignorant, and foolish things you’ve ever said, and for you, that’s still a really…. The notion that you think that this is a racist bill is so wrong and so insulting.”

“I’ve been mowing my neighbors’ lawns for some time. Please see the attached flyer. Here’s a list of what I have and you’re free to pick whatever you want: power mower, push mower, and weed whacker. I can bring extra fuel for the power mower and charge batteries for the weed whacker, and I’ll do that with no charge.

Congressman Steve King: “The trail leads, also, to Barack Obama. We need to investigate all of this.”

As it turns out, cholesterol-reducing statin drugs are doing much more harm than good. Likewise, the low fat diet we have been convinced is the key to good health. Nope! Not so.

A guest on Rachel Maddow’s show, Congressman Bill Pascrell (D-NJ), joined Maddow in a piling on of President Trump over his tax returns, which no one else in the country is really interested in, explaining Maddow’s low-double digit viewership numbers.

With illegal immigration on the decline, President Trump is now working to improve the quality of legal immigrants.

To a man of his superior genius, the answer is easy. The reason President Trump is in the White House today is because We the People who elected him are STUPID! That’s it! We are uneducated rednecks by Zakaria’s estimation, as well as sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic racists.

Robert Mueller has added another leftist attorney to his army of Trump-hounding goose chasers. Rather than concluding the discredited, baseless fairy tale, Mueller continues to build his leftist legion.

“The only thing I see misleading is a year’s worth of stories that have been fueling a false narrative about this Russia collusion, a phony scandal based on anonymous sources. And I think that is, if we’re going to talk about misleading, that’s the only thing misleading I see in this entire process.”

Not until now has anyone declared that this clear conflict of interest is not a matter of ethics, but of law.

The liberal Democrats via a Clinton-appointed federal judge have finally pulled off the most corrupt of judicial proceedings to convict Sheriff Joe Arpaio of racial profiling and sentence him to six months in jail.

President Trump declares, “we will handle North Korea.” Now it is simply a matter of when. Soon, to be sure.

White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci has been fired by President Trump on the advice of brand new Chief of Staff John Kelly.

The Awan IT scandal is now officially YUGE! Watch Judge Napolitano discuss not only that the Awans had access to classified information, but that they allegedly sold some of it.

At a Planned Parenthood conference evening reception, CMP investigators posing as buyers from a biotech company discuss partnering with a Planned Parenthood affiliate in order to harvest fetal organs and tissues.

I agree with President Trump. The Chinese have been exploiting the US from a trade standpoint for decades. And they can’t even take care of a piss ant dictator next door who is threatening to kill millions of innocent people?

“If it is in the public interest to investigate the Trump administration, it is most certainly in the public interest to investigate the real crime by the real criminals.” Those are the words of Representative Matt Gaetz (R-FL), a member of the House Judiciary Committee.

The Russian fairy tale has finally reached The End. I hope I’m not premature in saying that and some snoop doesn’t find yet an empty bottle of Russian salad dressing in the White House trash and the fairy tale survives yet another week.

North Korea’s latest ICBM launch proves it is far more capable today than experts have estimated of hitting mainland US targets. Yet, the defiant belligerence of Kim Jong-un and his Hermit Kingdom continues unchecked, now launching ICBMs from deep inside a North Korean mountain range.

With war appearing imminent between North Korea and the United States, how do defense experts believe the Hermit Kingdom will perform in a war against the most powerful armed force in world history? About as well as Saddam Hussein’s armed forces performed in the “Mother of all Battles.”

In fairness, maybe all of the Tapper attendees weren’t hungry. A few may have wanted to see if today would be the day that Tapper (photo, below) finally broke down in tears, as he always looks like he is about to cry. Who wouldn’t, being forced to peddle fake news?

“Does that mean if he had boarded the flight as planned the office would have been paying him for six months while he was abroad?” TheDCNF investigative group asked Wasserman Schultz’s spokesman Thursday. “Why would it do that?” The spokesman did not respond.