UK Independent insults Americans on the Fourth of July, igniting a star-spangled Twitterfire

The Independent’s tweet read, “Happy Independence Day, America – how’s that working out for you?” meant as an obvious rhetorical question. They should have been smart enough to anticipate the responses.

Happy Independence Day, fellow Powdered Wig patriots!

President Trump has lost $400 million since inauguration, which he has done freely and without complaint that We the People may be freed from decades of mindless oppression at the hands of thoughtless leaders, both in the White House and Congress.

Border ranchers invite Nancy Pelosi to their place for a few days. Oh, boy! They should be careful what they ask for, lest they become batsh!t crazy too

“Wait a minute, cowboy, I may be batshit crazy, but I’m not stupid. I know we are not in Canada because Canada doesn’t have a desert. But, nice try. House Republicans are always trying to punk me like that. It never works. I’m smarter than I look.”

Bill Cosby outburst in courtroom after conviction on 3 counts of “aggravated indecent assault,” each count carrying 10 years in prison

Cosby’s conviction today on three counts of sexual assault will no doubt tarnish forever the clean, wholesome legacy it took decades to build. After the guilty verdict was announced, Cosby lashed out at the prosecutor.

BREAKING! Police are reporting four gunshot victims, including the shooter, a deceased female, at YouTube’s California headquarters

Police and other emergency personnel are responding to an active shooter situation at YouTube’s headquarters in San Bruno, California. We will update this story as details become available.

BOOM! New poll has President Trump’s approval rating at 50%, four points higher than Barack Hussein’s at the same point in his presidency

Barack Hussein’s approval rating at the same point in his presidency, April 2, 2010, was 46%, with disapproval at 53%, and this with the media and Hollywood praising him on a daily basis.

Roseanne responds to Ben Shapiro who describes her show as Trump voters who are “old, white factory workers who agree with Hollywood elites on values”

So, Trump-hater Ben Shapiro took to Twitter to tell the world all about the predictable demographics of Trump voters and to psychoanalyze the new Roseanne sitcom in an effort to educate us all on how the two are compatible. Of course, […]

Fan snaps an unforgettable photo of Tim Tebow and an image that appears in the outfield directly in front of him

The athlete above all others in the world I would choose as a role model for my children is Tim Tebow. From professional football idol making millions to a scrub player on a single A baseball team making very little, Tebow takes it all in stride.

How bad does CNN suck? THIS bad! Of the top 20 cable news programs from 1/29-2/23, Fox owns 15 of them, MSNBC owns 5. CNN? ZERO!

As expected of a lying, partisan fake news organization masquerading as a legitimate and objective news source, CNN’s ratings are in the toilet. The Clinton News Network routinely loses in the ratings war to such obscure viewing choices as reruns of Yogi Bear cartoons. Not kidding!

Happy Birthday, Texas! March 2, 1836

Moving from Hawaii, the bluest of blue states, to deep red, conservative Texas, I am reminded of Davy Crockett’s famous words when he lost an election to Congress, speaking at a political gathering afterward, he declared, “You can all go to hell. I’m going to Texas.”

VIDEO: As if the world isn’t screwed up enough, meet Tiamat, the transgender Texas reptile. Somewhere, Bill Clinton is saying, “I’d hit it!”

If you are still struggling to make sense of the 57 genders the politically correct are shoving down your throat, prepare to be overwhelmed. Meet Tiamat, the Dragon Lady, the most modified transsexual man/woman/reptile/thing on the planet.

CNN asked high school hero to participate in school shooting town hall, then gave him scripted questions. He refused. CNN says he is lying

Habb was given scripted questions by CNN, which he refused to ask, declining the invitation to attend the event. “CNN had originally asked me to write a speech and questions, and it ended up being all scripted.” So, he refused to attend.

Schmuck Schumer’s poll numbers in his home state are dropping faster than Bill Clinton’s pants in a sorority house

Firmly stationed on the popularity scale between root canals and Chlamydia, Schmuck Schumer is suffering his worst favorability scores ever, tanking 15 points among New Yorkers in recent months.

After 99 years, a great and good part of America has passed. The Reverend Billy Graham has gone home

Growing up in the mountains of western Virginia, I recall vividly my grandmother’s strict Pentecostal faith. She would attend every tent revival that passed through town, and there were plenty.

BREAKING! Three shot at NSA headquarters, one in custody. Details emerging. Will continue to update

Three people have been shot at NSA headquarters at Fort Meade, Maryland, as an unidentified black SUV ran into a concrete barrier near an entrance gate. Police were seen surrounding a man in handcuffs at the scene. We will continue to update this breaking news as details become available. 

Don Trump, Jr’s wife Vanessa taken to hospital after opening an envelope that contained an unknown white powder

She and two other people were decontaminated by firefighters at the scene and taken to a nearby hospital for evaluation. Police and Secret Service agents are at the scene investigating.

Biggest drug bust in Massachusetts history of Mexican drug cartel nets 37 dealers, guns, $300,000 cash, enough Fentanyl to kill 7 million people

The biggest drug bust in Massachusetts history of operators associated with “El Chapo” Guzman’s Sinaloa Drug Cartel netted 37 drug dealers, guns, $300,000 in cash, and enough of the synthetic street drug Fentanyl to kill 7 million people, more than the entire population of the state of Massachusetts. 

BREAKING! Train carrying Republican lawmakers hits truck in Virginia on way to GOP retreat

A train carrying Republican lawmakers on their way to their retreat at the Greenbrier resort in West Virginia has hit a truck, a GOP staffer on Capitol Hill confirmed to the Washington Examiner. One person was killed in the crash, according to the White House.

NFL asked American Vets to place an ad for the Super Bowl, then rejected it when they discovered it promotes respect for the flag

So, the NFL has a problem with AMVETS’ ad because it promotes standing to respect our flag, yet they are fine with millionaire crybabies on their payroll disrespecting our flag by kneeling like ten dollar hookers during the national anthem.

President Trump’s support among blacks has doubled since election. Black unemployment at 17-year low. Black activist group credits Trump policies

Just after President Trump was elected the black unemployment rate had dropped to 7.4% in December, 2016. Over the past year, the black unemployment rate has fallen to 6.8% in December, 2017, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics.

Attention-starved circus freak Chelsea Manning has announced that he/she/they are running for the United States Senate. Twitter responds

Photo, above (RT): Chelsea Manning chose the gate to hell, where all demonic attention whores hang out, as a backdrop for his/her/their Senate candidacy announcement.

Undercover video reveals liberal bias at twitter, Senior engineer boasting that he is turning over President Trump’s private communications to DOJ

Proudly boasting that he is a “bleeding heart liberal,” Haynes brags of his powerful “Big Brotherish” role in assisting DOJ. Of President Trump, he scoffs, “He’s dangerous, I don’t like him, and he’s a terrible human being!”

Stick a fork in Steve Bannon’s career at Breitbart. It is DONE! Bannon OUT at Breitbart!

Steve Bannon’s tenure at the White House was marked with staff disunion and dysfunction. The senior staffer was often witnessed screaming at fellow staffers in total meltdown over not having gotten his way. “Compromise” was apparently a word and a concept foreign to him.

President Trump and First Lady Melania arrive at Christmas midnight mass to standing ovation

Under heavy Secret Service and police security, the President and First Lady walked through temporary tented tunnel to the church entrance. As they entered the church, they were greeted by the local churchgoers with a standing ovation.

Chick-fil-A, normally closed on Sundays, opens just to deliver emergency meals to passengers stranded by the power outage at Atlanta’s airport

H/T Ted Slater Walking the walk and talking the talk, Chick-fil-A, which is normally closed on Sundays in accordance with the owner, Dan Cathy’s, Christian faith, gladly and promptly responded to a plea from Atlanta’s mayor to come to the […]

Heartbreaking video of a young bullying victim. Bullying is a major cause and concern of the Trump family. Don, Jr. offers his support and more

America’s public schools are often brutal little incubators of hate and verbal abuse. I was a kid once. I remember! Faculty and administrators must see this. They know who is who in our public schools. Yet, this painful abuse happens to targeted kids every day, and it is beyond wrong.

Thanks for the mammaries! Shocking new holiday fashion trend has men smiling from sea to shining sea.

A takeoff of the hideous Christmas sweater phenomenon, women are decorating their bare breasts to resemble popular Christmas figures. While Rudolph the red-nosed mammary gland appears to be the most popular boob design, Frosty the Snowjug is expected to catch on soon, as well as jolly St. Knockers himself.

Justice! A liberal weenie has been arrested and criminally charged with “threatening to kill a US congressman” and his entire family

Not everyone approves of removing absolute government control from business. Liberal morons actually love the government having a stranglehold on commerce. Case in point, the leftist imbecile from Syracuse who apparently believed threatening to murder a sitting US congressman and his family would be wise.

Who will win? President Trump is proposing a contest to determine which media outlet is the best at fake news. Take our poll to register your vote

Ever the showman, President Trump is proposing a national contest to determine which mainstream media outlet is the best at fake news. Please take our Poll of the Week, below, to enter your choice of winner of President Trump’s coveted Fake News Trophy.

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