VIDEO: The first Thanksgiving (minus the revisionist history), as reported by Rush Limbaugh

However, Whitey was so soft and lazy he was starving to death when what was left of the gracious and peaceful native people provided bounty for a harvest feast that Whitey did not appreciate and paid the natives back by killing them all. So goes the liberal weenie version of America’s first Thanksgiving.

VIDEO: It doesn’t take much to make them laugh in Tennessee. Watch as news anchor mispronounces “Twitter” as “Titter” and can’t control her laughter

The morning anchor and reporter for WVLT in Knoxville started laughing uncontrollably when she mispronounced the social media giant as ‘Titter,’ trying desperately to regain her composure after the mess-up.

VIDEO: 19-year-old auctions off her virginity to an Abu Dhabi businessman, netting nearly $3 million. Second-highest bidder was a Hollywood actor

Is this prostitution? I guess a better question would be, “How much money would it take for you to sell your virginity to a total stranger?” 

VIDEO: The most detailed account we have seen of the massacre at Sutherland Springs, TX (death toll now at 26) and the killer, an atheist (liberal?)

Details are coming in to paint a clearer picture of the mass murder at the First Baptist Church in Sutherland Springs, Texas, and the mass murderer, an Air Force veteran who was court martialed and dishonorably discharged.

AUDIO: America’s least favorite “clown in a cowboy hat” is dragging Barron Trump into her Trump hate routine. How sick!

Frederica Wilson entertained the crowd with her Trump hate routine, describing how President Trump is going to be impeached and will resign before being kicked out of office by making up an excuse that “somebody is trying to kill Barron.”

Mueller’s filing of charges just a distraction. Sessions must unrecuse himself NOW and promptly fire Mueller, who has Uranium One cover up to answer for

What provoked apathy a year ago now provokes public outrage. The Democrat Party and their soldiers, like Mueller and Comey, are now fully exposed as members of the criminally corrupt street gang we know as the beltway establishment.

Professor Giraffe is in the news again, this time for his sexual preferences…. people, animals, appliances, vegetables, and much more

Professor Giraffe, who we reported on a few weeks ago, is in the news again, this time for advertising his sexual preferences on a social network site. Claiming to be a “pansexual,” Professor Giraffe isn’t exactly selective regarding his sex partners. He’ll do anyone and anything!

A friend and fellow conservative writer has been targeted by liberals who have vandalized his car and home. Please share this and help if you can

A fellow conservative writer and friend, Warner Todd Huston, has been the victim of criminal vandals recently, believed to be liberal haters. He needs our help. Please donate anything you can, no amount is too small, to help Warner recover from this misfortune and continue to bless America with his patriotic prose.

First photos emerge of the inside of the Vegas mass murderer’s hotel room, including guns he used

The Las Vegas hotel room of gunman Stephen Paddock, who killed 59 people and wounded more than 500 at a country music concert, was littered with assault rifles and bullet shells, photos of the room show

George Clooney, loving and tolerant liberal weenie: “Steve Bannon is a PU$$Y”

I’m trying to remember if I’ve ever heard George Clooney say a nice thing about anyone. Oh, that’s right, Barack Hussein! I can’t recall any others, though. Clooney became the Monica Lewinsky of the Hussein administration and never met a patriot he didn’t hate. His latest target is Steve Bannon.

NBA champions Golden State Warriors are discussing whether they want to go to the White House or not, considering Trump is president

Several of Curry’s teammates as well as coach Steve Kerr have become just as outspoken both about Trump and their feelings about a White House visit. Warriors forward Kevin Durant has said he will not visit, and added on Friday that “it’s going to be tough to change my mind.”

The Kaepernick hangover! Check out pics of San Francisco 49er’s stadium during their game against the Rams Thursday night. Sad!

Oh, sure, the team and the league are busy making excuses for the massive non-attendance, but there is no question that the childish and racist behavior of Kaepernick had a great deal to do with disgusted fans staying away from the stadium, even fans who had already paid for tickets.

From the desk of You Can’t Make This Sh!t Up, four inmates broke out of prison, burglarized a nearby store, then broke back into prison to sell their loot

Like Otis, the Mayberry town drunk, who had his own key to Sheriff Taylor’s jail to let himself in and out whenever he wanted, these four inmates turned outmates turned inmates much prefer three hots and a cot for free to busting hump on the outside to pay for their dinner. 

President Trump reports the REAL news about his dinner with Schumer and Pelosi. Contrary to MSM reports, he did not knuckle under

From the horse’s mouth, President Trump took to Twitter to report the REAL after-dinner news. While his position does appear to be softening on DACA, he is budging nary an inch on border security and the wall.

Viral video: Nun with a chain saw. LOL! You never know what video is going to go viral

WARNING! For anyone who has ever been whacked with a ruler or other sadistic instrument of education by a nun in Catholic school, this video could be traumatic. Therapists are standing by to counsel at 1-800-555-OHNO. This video is smoking […]

9/11: Lest we should forget

Sixteen years ago, today, America changed forever. It became less comfortable, less joyful, less certain. Thousands of innocent lives were sacrificed that day to an evil ideology at the hands of demons from hell. 

How NFL legends and Steeler teammates Jack Lambert and “Mean” Joe Greene would have dealt with Colin Kaepernick back in the day

Jack Lambert and ‘Mean’ Joe Greene would have dealt with it in a private way, and while no one can be sure exactly what they would have done, I believe it is fair to say that Kaepernick may have even recovered well enough from their leadership to stand for the national anthem again.

VIDEO: MTV Music Awards program includes a wonderful rap tune, “F*ck Donald Trump.” And we wonder why our kids are so confused

Young people have always been morons. Generally, I mean. There are rare exceptions. I was once a young moron. It has to do with believing you know everything without any real life experience to back it up, except hammering your parents daily to raise your allowance. After all, decorating your home (their basement) is not cheap.

Kid Rock’s response to DC watchdog group accusing him of violating campaign finance law: “Go f*ck yourself!”

The Kid’s response: “Go f*ck yourself!” Blunt, concise, and to the point, not long-winded, vague, and meaningless, characteristics commonly associated with statements made by American establishment politicians, which Kid Rock clearly is not.

Shocking! Sebastian Gorka ousted from the White House

Sebastian Gorka has been fired from the White House staff, although there is still some question as to whether he was fired or resigned. In any case, he is no longer employed in the Trump administration, which is shocking to me as Gorka was a fierce Trump loyalist and possibly the best spokesman the president had.

VIDEO: Black Lives Matter organizer demands white people move out of their houses, giving them to black people

There is absolutely nothing you can say about white people that will be considered racist by the left. In fact, it is well established among leftists that it is impossible to be racist toward white people. Racism only comes from whites. Anything the left says or does to white people is OK.

Invoking the name of God, Chappelle-Nadal apologizes to President Trump for wanting to kill him. Sorry, I’m not buying it!

This sow has gotten away with outrageous, borderline criminal statements for years. This one blew up in her face and she is likely to lose her senate seat over it, so she is whipping out the church card.

BREAKING! Steve Bannon has been fired by President Trump

Just minutes ago, Matt Drudge reported that Steve Bannon’s tenure at the White House is over. Reportedly, he has been fired by President Trump after an internal security review by Chief of Staff John Kelly amidst allegations related to Korea.

Reporter punched in the face at Charlottesville rally and live tweets the whole thing

A political reporter for The Hill, Taylor Lorenz, was punched in the face as she was filming the aftermath of a vehicle running into a crowd of people in Charlottesville, Virginia.

From the desk of You Can’t Make This Sh!t Up, fifteen Moroccan teens contracted rabies after having sex with a donkey that was a known whore

The sexually frustrated children and teenagers stayed at the Mechraa Belksiri Hospital for one week to receive rabies vaccinations after the animal transmitted the disease to them, explained Moroccan daily Al Akhbar in its August 10 edition.

Federal prosecutor in Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s district found shot in the head, but no gun was found. Ruled suicide

It is obvious the victim drove to the beach, shot himself in the head, then got in his car, drove a mile away, disposed of the gun in a dumpster behind a 7-11, then drove back to the suicide site and died, just to make it look like a homicide. That bastard!

Republican congressman’s campaign offices raided by the FBI

Yet, the Clintons are getting off scot free with the greatest and most corrupt abuse of power and violation of the public trust in American history.

Enraged liberal Trump-hater in Pennsylvania executed his Republican next-door neighbor

A known liberal Trump-hater, pictured above, in Pennsylvania flipped out over a dispute with his next door neighbor, who he shot and killed early Tuesday morning. The murderer was known for the Trump hate signs in his front yard. 

Liberalism is dying! Look no further than the financial condition of liberal weenie instructional manual, Salon magazine. Their landlord is chasing them!

Known for a fiery brand of hard-hitting journalism, like “Farewell, once-favorite organ: I am officially breaking up with my penis,” a heartwarming story of a middle-aged “progressive” journalist disowning his wiener, Salon has led the way in yawn-provoking copy and news not fit to print.

BOOM! House Judiciary passes request to investigate Obama/Clinton/Soros. “The trail leads, also, to Barack Obama. We need to investigate all of this”

Congressman Steve King: “The trail leads, also, to Barack Obama. We need to investigate all of this.”