Democrat Doug Jones wins Alabama Senate seat.

America’s public schools are often brutal little incubators of hate and verbal abuse. I was a kid once. I remember! Faculty and administrators must see this. They know who is who in our public schools. Yet, this painful abuse happens to targeted kids every day, and it is beyond wrong.

A takeoff of the hideous Christmas sweater phenomenon, women are decorating their bare breasts to resemble popular Christmas figures. While Rudolph the red-nosed mammary gland appears to be the most popular boob design, Frosty the Snowjug is expected to catch on soon, as well as jolly St. Knockers himself.

Not everyone approves of removing absolute government control from business. Liberal morons actually love the government having a stranglehold on commerce. Case in point, the leftist imbecile from Syracuse who apparently believed threatening to murder a sitting US congressman and his family would be wise.

Ever the showman, President Trump is proposing a national contest to determine which mainstream media outlet is the best at fake news. Please take our Poll of the Week, below, to enter your choice of winner of President Trump’s coveted Fake News Trophy.

Americans wonder why foreigners consider them fat, lazy, uncouth, selfish, boorish, violent thugs. You need look no further than videos of an American tradition, Black Friday. Sickening!

However, Whitey was so soft and lazy he was starving to death when what was left of the gracious and peaceful native people provided bounty for a harvest feast that Whitey did not appreciate and paid the natives back by killing them all. So goes the liberal weenie version of America’s first Thanksgiving.

The morning anchor and reporter for WVLT in Knoxville started laughing uncontrollably when she mispronounced the social media giant as ‘Titter,’ trying desperately to regain her composure after the mess-up.

Is this prostitution? I guess a better question would be, “How much money would it take for you to sell your virginity to a total stranger?” 

One reason that I believe the story has legs is that Tony Podesta has stepped down from his position at the Podesta Group, which he founded, citing the Mueller probe as his reasoning. He would not be abandoning the firm that bears his name if he was clean.

Details are coming in to paint a clearer picture of the mass murder at the First Baptist Church in Sutherland Springs, Texas, and the mass murderer, an Air Force veteran who was court martialed and dishonorably discharged.

Frederica Wilson entertained the crowd with her Trump hate routine, describing how President Trump is going to be impeached and will resign before being kicked out of office by making up an excuse that “somebody is trying to kill Barron.”

A former Marine and Navy SEAL believes the call will be massive and overwhelming. After all, as he so aptly puts it, “one side in this conflict has 8 Trillion bullets & the other side doesn’t know which bathroom to use.” 

What provoked apathy a year ago now provokes public outrage. The Democrat Party and their soldiers, like Mueller and Comey, are now fully exposed as members of the criminally corrupt street gang we know as the beltway establishment.

Professor Giraffe, who we reported on a few weeks ago, is in the news again, this time for advertising his sexual preferences on a social network site. Claiming to be a “pansexual,” Professor Giraffe isn’t exactly selective regarding his sex partners. He’ll do anyone and anything!

A fellow conservative writer and friend, Warner Todd Huston, has been the victim of criminal vandals recently, believed to be liberal haters. He needs our help. Please donate anything you can, no amount is too small, to help Warner recover from this misfortune and continue to bless America with his patriotic prose.

The Las Vegas hotel room of gunman Stephen Paddock, who killed 59 people and wounded more than 500 at a country music concert, was littered with assault rifles and bullet shells, photos of the room show

I’m trying to remember if I’ve ever heard George Clooney say a nice thing about anyone. Oh, that’s right, Barack Hussein! I can’t recall any others, though. Clooney became the Monica Lewinsky of the Hussein administration and never met a patriot he didn’t hate. His latest target is Steve Bannon.

Several of Curry’s teammates as well as coach Steve Kerr have become just as outspoken both about Trump and their feelings about a White House visit. Warriors forward Kevin Durant has said he will not visit, and added on Friday that “it’s going to be tough to change my mind.”

Oh, sure, the team and the league are busy making excuses for the massive non-attendance, but there is no question that the childish and racist behavior of Kaepernick had a great deal to do with disgusted fans staying away from the stadium, even fans who had already paid for tickets.

Like Otis, the Mayberry town drunk, who had his own key to Sheriff Taylor’s jail to let himself in and out whenever he wanted, these four inmates turned outmates turned inmates much prefer three hots and a cot for free to busting hump on the outside to pay for their dinner. 

Robert Mueller is licking his chops right now with new information involving Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort being wiretapped by the FBI as early as 2014? Exactly why Manafort was wiretapped isn’t completely clear yet, but it has to do a Ukranian connection.

Suicide is a horrible thing. So is Rosie O’Donnell! Imagine having sex with that manatee. I apologize for that. I shouldn’t have said it. You can go out to the driveway and hose yourself off now to escape that image. I know I am going to catch hell for this from the PC crowd. Go ahead, let me have it!

From the horse’s mouth, President Trump took to Twitter to report the REAL after-dinner news. While his position does appear to be softening on DACA, he is budging nary an inch on border security and the wall.

WARNING! For anyone who has ever been whacked with a ruler or other sadistic instrument of education by a nun in Catholic school, this video could be traumatic. Therapists are standing by to counsel at 1-800-555-OHNO. This video is smoking […]

Sixteen years ago, today, America changed forever. It became less comfortable, less joyful, less certain. Thousands of innocent lives were sacrificed that day to an evil ideology at the hands of demons from hell. 

Jack Lambert and ‘Mean’ Joe Greene would have dealt with it in a private way, and while no one can be sure exactly what they would have done, I believe it is fair to say that Kaepernick may have even recovered well enough from their leadership to stand for the national anthem again.

Young people have always been morons. Generally, I mean. There are rare exceptions. I was once a young moron. It has to do with believing you know everything without any real life experience to back it up, except hammering your parents daily to raise your allowance. After all, decorating your home (their basement) is not cheap.

The Kid’s response: “Go f*ck yourself!” Blunt, concise, and to the point, not long-winded, vague, and meaningless, characteristics commonly associated with statements made by American establishment politicians, which Kid Rock clearly is not.

Comey can clearly be prosecuted for perjury in this case. It all depends on whether the Judiciary Committee has the testicular fortitude to do it. I certainly hope so. President Trump can’t drain the swamp by himself.