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Professor Giraffe is in the news again, this time for his sexual preferences…. people, animals, appliances, vegetables, and much more

Professor Giraffe, who we reported on a few weeks ago, is in the news again, this time for advertising his sexual preferences on a social network site. Claiming to be a “pansexual,” Professor Giraffe isn’t exactly selective regarding his sex partners. He’ll do anyone and anything!

A friend and fellow conservative writer has been targeted by liberals who have vandalized his car and home. Please share this and help if you can

A fellow conservative writer and friend, Warner Todd Huston, has been the victim of criminal vandals recently, believed to be liberal haters. He needs our help. Please donate anything you can, no amount is too small, to help Warner recover from this misfortune and continue to bless America with his patriotic prose.

First photos emerge of the inside of the Vegas mass murderer’s hotel room, including guns he used

The Las Vegas hotel room of gunman Stephen Paddock, who killed 59 people and wounded more than 500 at a country music concert, was littered with assault rifles and bullet shells, photos of the room show

George Clooney, loving and tolerant liberal weenie: “Steve Bannon is a PU$$Y”

I’m trying to remember if I’ve ever heard George Clooney say a nice thing about anyone. Oh, that’s right, Barack Hussein! I can’t recall any others, though. Clooney became the Monica Lewinsky of the Hussein administration and never met a patriot he didn’t hate. His latest target is Steve Bannon.

NBA champions Golden State Warriors are discussing whether they want to go to the White House or not, considering Trump is president

Several of Curry’s teammates as well as coach Steve Kerr have become just as outspoken both about Trump and their feelings about a White House visit. Warriors forward Kevin Durant has said he will not visit, and added on Friday that “it’s going to be tough to change my mind.”

The Kaepernick hangover! Check out pics of San Francisco 49er’s stadium during their game against the Rams Thursday night. Sad!

Oh, sure, the team and the league are busy making excuses for the massive non-attendance, but there is no question that the childish and racist behavior of Kaepernick had a great deal to do with disgusted fans staying away from the stadium, even fans who had already paid for tickets.

From the desk of You Can’t Make This Sh!t Up, four inmates broke out of prison, burglarized a nearby store, then broke back into prison to sell their loot

Like Otis, the Mayberry town drunk, who had his own key to Sheriff Taylor’s jail to let himself in and out whenever he wanted, these four inmates turned outmates turned inmates much prefer three hots and a cot for free to busting hump on the outside to pay for their dinner. 

BREAKING BOMBSHELL! The FBI wiretapped Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort beginning in 2014, not just during the campaign

Robert Mueller is licking his chops right now with new information involving Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort being wiretapped by the FBI as early as 2014? Exactly why Manafort was wiretapped isn’t completely clear yet, but it has to do a Ukranian connection.

Rosie O’Donnell’s ex-wife found dead from apparent suicide. Seriously, would any of us not consider suicide had we had sex with Rosie O’Donnell?

Suicide is a horrible thing. So is Rosie O’Donnell! Imagine having sex with that manatee. I apologize for that. I shouldn’t have said it. You can go out to the driveway and hose yourself off now to escape that image. I know I am going to catch hell for this from the PC crowd. Go ahead, let me have it!

President Trump reports the REAL news about his dinner with Schumer and Pelosi. Contrary to MSM reports, he did not knuckle under

From the horse’s mouth, President Trump took to Twitter to report the REAL after-dinner news. While his position does appear to be softening on DACA, he is budging nary an inch on border security and the wall.

Viral video: Nun with a chain saw. LOL! You never know what video is going to go viral

WARNING! For anyone who has ever been whacked with a ruler or other sadistic instrument of education by a nun in Catholic school, this video could be traumatic. Therapists are standing by to counsel at 1-800-555-OHNO. This video is smoking […]

9/11: Lest we should forget

Sixteen years ago, today, America changed forever. It became less comfortable, less joyful, less certain. Thousands of innocent lives were sacrificed that day to an evil ideology at the hands of demons from hell. 

How NFL legends and Steeler teammates Jack Lambert and “Mean” Joe Greene would have dealt with Colin Kaepernick back in the day

Jack Lambert and ‘Mean’ Joe Greene would have dealt with it in a private way, and while no one can be sure exactly what they would have done, I believe it is fair to say that Kaepernick may have even recovered well enough from their leadership to stand for the national anthem again.

VIDEO: MTV Music Awards program includes a wonderful rap tune, “F*ck Donald Trump.” And we wonder why our kids are so confused

Young people have always been morons. Generally, I mean. There are rare exceptions. I was once a young moron. It has to do with believing you know everything without any real life experience to back it up, except hammering your parents daily to raise your allowance. After all, decorating your home (their basement) is not cheap.

Kid Rock’s response to DC watchdog group accusing him of violating campaign finance law: “Go f*ck yourself!”

The Kid’s response: “Go f*ck yourself!” Blunt, concise, and to the point, not long-winded, vague, and meaningless, characteristics commonly associated with statements made by American establishment politicians, which Kid Rock clearly is not.

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