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VIDEO: The first Thanksgiving (minus the revisionist history), as reported by Rush Limbaugh
However, Whitey was so soft and lazy he was starving to death when what was left of the gracious and…
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VIDEO: It doesn’t take much to make them laugh in Tennessee. Watch as news anchor mispronounces “Twitter” as “Titter” and can’t control her laughter
The morning anchor and reporter for WVLT in Knoxville started laughing uncontrollably when she mispronounced the social media giant as…
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VIDEO: 19-year-old auctions off her virginity to an Abu Dhabi businessman, netting nearly $3 million. Second-highest bidder was a Hollywood actor
Is this prostitution? I guess a better question would be, "How much money would it take for you to sell your virginity…
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VIDEO: The most detailed account we have seen of the massacre at Sutherland Springs, TX (death toll now at 26) and the killer, an atheist (liberal?)
Details are coming in to paint a clearer picture of the mass murder at the First Baptist Church in Sutherland…
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AUDIO: America’s least favorite “clown in a cowboy hat” is dragging Barron Trump into her Trump hate routine. How sick!
Frederica Wilson entertained the crowd with her Trump hate routine, describing how President Trump is going to be impeached and…
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Mueller’s filing of charges just a distraction. Sessions must unrecuse himself NOW and promptly fire Mueller, who has Uranium One cover up to answer for
What provoked apathy a year ago now provokes public outrage. The Democrat Party and their soldiers, like Mueller and Comey, are…
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Professor Giraffe is in the news again, this time for his sexual preferences…. people, animals, appliances, vegetables, and much more
Professor Giraffe, who we reported on a few weeks ago, is in the news again, this time for advertising his…
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A friend and fellow conservative writer has been targeted by liberals who have vandalized his car and home. Please share this and help if you can
A fellow conservative writer and friend, Warner Todd Huston, has been the victim of criminal vandals recently, believed to be…
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First photos emerge of the inside of the Vegas mass murderer’s hotel room, including guns he used
The Las Vegas hotel room of gunman Stephen Paddock, who killed 59 people and wounded more than 500 at a…
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George Clooney, loving and tolerant liberal weenie: “Steve Bannon is a PU$$Y”
I'm trying to remember if I've ever heard George Clooney say a nice thing about anyone. Oh, that's right, Barack Hussein!…
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NBA champions Golden State Warriors are discussing whether they want to go to the White House or not, considering Trump is president
Several of Curry’s teammates as well as coach Steve Kerr have become just as outspoken both about Trump and their…
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The Kaepernick hangover! Check out pics of San Francisco 49er’s stadium during their game against the Rams Thursday night. Sad!
Oh, sure, the team and the league are busy making excuses for the massive non-attendance, but there is no question that…
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From the desk of You Can’t Make This Sh!t Up, four inmates broke out of prison, burglarized a nearby store, then broke back into prison to sell their loot
Like Otis, the Mayberry town drunk, who had his own key to Sheriff Taylor's jail to let himself in and…
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President Trump reports the REAL news about his dinner with Schumer and Pelosi. Contrary to MSM reports, he did not knuckle under
From the horse's mouth, President Trump took to Twitter to report the REAL after-dinner news. While his position does appear…
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Viral video: Nun with a chain saw. LOL! You never know what video is going to go viral
WARNING! For anyone who has ever been whacked with a ruler or other sadistic instrument of education by a nun…
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9/11: Lest we should forget
Sixteen years ago, today, America changed forever. It became less comfortable, less joyful, less certain. Thousands of innocent lives were…
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How NFL legends and Steeler teammates Jack Lambert and “Mean” Joe Greene would have dealt with Colin Kaepernick back in the day
Jack Lambert and 'Mean' Joe Greene would have dealt with it in a private way, and while no one can…
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VIDEO: MTV Music Awards program includes a wonderful rap tune, “F*ck Donald Trump.” And we wonder why our kids are so confused
Young people have always been morons. Generally, I mean. There are rare exceptions. I was once a young moron. It…
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Kid Rock’s response to DC watchdog group accusing him of violating campaign finance law: “Go f*ck yourself!”
The Kid's response: "Go f*ck yourself!" Blunt, concise, and to the point, not long-winded, vague, and meaningless, characteristics commonly associated…
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Shocking! Sebastian Gorka ousted from the White House
Sebastian Gorka has been fired from the White House staff, although there is still some question as to whether he…
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VIDEO: Black Lives Matter organizer demands white people move out of their houses, giving them to black people
There is absolutely nothing you can say about white people that will be considered racist by the left. In fact,…
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Invoking the name of God, Chappelle-Nadal apologizes to President Trump for wanting to kill him. Sorry, I’m not buying it!
This sow has gotten away with outrageous, borderline criminal statements for years. This one blew up in her face and…
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BREAKING! Steve Bannon has been fired by President Trump
Just minutes ago, Matt Drudge reported that Steve Bannon's tenure at the White House is over. Reportedly, he has been…
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Reporter punched in the face at Charlottesville rally and live tweets the whole thing
A political reporter for The Hill, Taylor Lorenz, was punched in the face as she was filming the aftermath of…
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From the desk of You Can’t Make This Sh!t Up, fifteen Moroccan teens contracted rabies after having sex with a donkey that was a known whore
The sexually frustrated children and teenagers stayed at the Mechraa Belksiri Hospital for one week to receive rabies vaccinations after the animal…
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Federal prosecutor in Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s district found shot in the head, but no gun was found. Ruled suicide
It is obvious the victim drove to the beach, shot himself in the head, then got in his car, drove…
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Republican congressman’s campaign offices raided by the FBI
Yet, the Clintons are getting off scot free with the greatest and most corrupt abuse of power and violation of…
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Enraged liberal Trump-hater in Pennsylvania executed his Republican next-door neighbor
A known liberal Trump-hater, pictured above, in Pennsylvania flipped out over a dispute with his next door neighbor, who he…
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Liberalism is dying! Look no further than the financial condition of liberal weenie instructional manual, Salon magazine. Their landlord is chasing them!
Known for a fiery brand of hard-hitting journalism, like "Farewell, once-favorite organ: I am officially breaking up with my penis,"…
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BOOM! House Judiciary passes request to investigate Obama/Clinton/Soros. “The trail leads, also, to Barack Obama. We need to investigate all of this”
Congressman Steve King: "The trail leads, also, to Barack Obama. We need to investigate all of this."
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