Touché! .@POTUS45: "If the Democrats could fight wars as well as they execute Election Fraud, we would have obliterated all of our many enemies throughout the World, and would have nothing to worry about!" pic.twitter.com/GpMO46zrNQ — Natalie Harp (@NatalieJHarp) August […]

Suddenly, the Democratic Party is all about stopping illegal immigration.

She tried. Ruth Bader Ginsburg just couldn’t hang on until 2021. May God bless her with all the riches of Heaven for departing this world in time for Donald Trump to appoint yet another Constitution-loving patriot to the Supreme Court. […]

With the collection of losers representing the Democratic Party in their embarrassing presidential primary, I don’t think President Trump has a thing to worry about no matter who his running mate is. He could choose Khalid Sheikh Mohammed as his running mate and still carry 45 states.

You voted for Donald John Trump? Look at that! Bernie Sanders is not appealing to you? Man in the street (shaking his head): The whole ideology would be destructive to da’ country. It’s anti-growth, it’s anti-family, it’s anti-American, and, as a Roman Catholic, it’s anti-life.

Kimberly Guilfoyle comes to the aid of her boyfriend Donald Trump, Jr, physically defending him by stepping between him and a crazed Jewish protester who was trying to get to Trump, accusing him of anti-Semitism. 

Check out Lizza’s begrudging admission that Trump voters are happy people and have every right to be, while, out the other side of his mouth drips the most acrimonious bile and unmistakable hatred and ignorance toward Trump voters. His misery is palpable.

Keeping a somewhat straight face, Swalwell cut the cheese, butt-belched, passed gas, delivered a rectal honk, a trouser cough, a sphincter whistle, singed his drawers, and cemented his legacy forever as Washington’s most famous farter. And, Twitter went bananas!

“Some of you have accused me of being a traitor to my country, a Russian asset, a Trojan horse, or a useful idiot, I think was the term that you used,” declared Gabbard, directing her comments to Behar, seated beside her, “which basically means that I am naive or lack intelligence.”

Senate Democrats can convict President Trump in the impeachment circus only if they can convince at least 20 GOP senators to vote with them to convict. Given the support Senator Lindsey Graham has received among 50 Senate Republicans for his resolution to condemn the kangaroo proceeding, it appears impossible.

Scott’s goal was to ensure that patrons at Starbucks were registered to vote at their current addresses. The fact that he chose a cafe typically dominated by liberals makes it clear that he was also looking for independents and Democrats to convert to President Trump’s pro-America agenda.

And Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want.. We’re sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, sick of the Republican Party, and sick of illegals!.. We just want this thing fixed..

So, CNN’s Martin Savidge schlepped to Democrat stronghold Minnesota to see how residents there feel about national politics and President Trump. The mayor of Eveleth, Minnesota, himself a longtime loyal Democrat, said it best: “He’s our guy.”

After briefly coming to the rescue to ease the tension, chief sweathog Whoopi was interrupted by McCain, again lamenting her position as the “sacrificial Republican every day.” “Awww,” teased Behar, feigning pity, to which the infuriated McCain responded, “Don’t feel bad for me, bitch. I’m paid to do this.” 

Photo, above: Orlando Trump-hater attempts to steal a Trump yard sign from his neighbor’s yard, only to be shocked by the inhospitality of his neighbor, who not only electrified the sign but also videotaped the attempted theft, then had the would-be thief arrested and charged with trespassing.

Speaking of career parasites, where has John Kasich been? He’s been gearing up for a potential primary run against President Trump in 2020. Kasich might want to slow down a bit and check out his popularity compared to President Trump’s in his own home state of Ohio first. Not good news for Kasich!

I missed Oprah’s speech at the Golden Globes as I am garbage-intolerant and stay away from sickening displays of Hollyweird narcissism where rooms full of self-proclaimed beautiful people stroke one another for hours, breaking from their mutual adulation only long enough for an occasional slam of President Trump.