This is the most fitting news so far to come out of the Democrat impeachment circus.
Case in point: In a live segment, Republican congressman and Trump-hater of the first rank, Eric Swalwell, was dumping a load of Trump-hate on Chris Matthews Tuesday night on MSNBC when out of the blue, Swalwell ripped a big one on national TV. Keeping a somewhat straight face, Swalwell cut the cheese, butt-belched, passed gas, delivered a rectal honk, a trouser cough, a sphincter whistle, singed his drawers, and cemented his legacy forever as Washington’s most famous farter. And, Twitter went bananas!
Most intelligible thing to come out of Swalwell in years. #fartgate https://t.co/LT7MXAkIRB
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) November 19, 2019
I find Swalwell's flatulent response to Chris Matthews quite natural. I have the same reaction every time I see Matthews' face.
— Thomas Madison (@tmadison200) November 20, 2019
I know that location. There is a grassy knoll within farting distance.
— Thomas Madison (@tmadison200) November 20, 2019
Mr. Danger, is that you?
— Thomas Madison (@tmadison200) November 20, 2019
This just in: An anonymous source has confirmed that AOC was promptly onsite to pound a large cork up Swalwell's exhaust port, satisfying (or not) a provision of the Green New Deal.
— Thomas Madison (@tmadison200) November 20, 2019
I played the tape backwards and I swore I heard Swalwell say, "Stay away from the burritos at Maria's Cocina."
— Thomas Madison (@tmadison200) November 20, 2019
https://twitter.com/tmadison200/status/1197254221764157441
