Completely out of touch with reality, Pelosi tries to convince CNN’s Christiane Amanpour that President Trump was not acquitted. Not kidding!

Poor Nancy Pelosi. Her body is with us, but her vodka-soaked brain is in another dimension where reality is what she imagines it to be. Either that, or she is one very good liar. God knows, she has had plenty of time to practice, having been on Capitol Hill since the Lincoln administration.

This is not a blow-up doll. This is Nancy Pelosi lying her ass off to George Stephanopoulos, insisting that Schiff repeated President Trump’s “own words”

Nancy would hear none of it, insisting that the words fellow California liar Adam Schiffbag recited during his opening statement in the House impeachment inquiry were the president’s “own words,” a complete lie! There really should be a price to pay for this chronic dishonesty. 

Allen West declares that Nancy Pelosi’s aiding and abetting illegals makes her guilty of a “high crime and misdemeanor”

Never afraid of controversial statements, LTC West recently created a twitterstorm after his tweet declaring Nancy Pelosi guilty of committing a “high crime and misdemeanor” for advising illegal immigrants, who a judge has ordered deported, on ways to avoid detention and deportation by ICE. 

VIDEO: Speaking of complete fakes, what is Nancy Pelosi up to lately? Remember when she explained her favorite word with the cryptic message? Take our poll

Listen closely to Pelosi’s cryptic message at the 1:04 mark, following “That’s the great mystery.” What the hell did she say? Known for speaking unintelligible gibberish, it may be only that. Or perhaps it is an important message for the world. Let us know what you think in the poll, below….

VIDEO: Bush on the brain! Batsh!t Crazy, trying to stop the memo before release: “This is a coverup by the Republicans to protect President Bush”

I almost hate to see the Democrat Party go away. They have been an unending source of grins and giggles for so long. Where will we turn for our collective comedy fix?

VIDEO: Nancy Batsh!t Crazy Pelosi is referring to the welcome bonuses workers are receiving this year as “crumbs” and “pathetic”

Those bonuses may be crumbs compared to the huge piles of cash that Pelosi, among the richest members of Congress, receives, but I promise you they are welcome and appreciated.

VIDEO: Nancy Pelosi’s weird facial contortions and disconnected gibberish prove one thing – it is time for her to stop servicing the public!

It may only be the natural aging process that is affecting the 347-year-old legislator or it could be the decades of plastic surgery. Pelosi has had so many face lifts her vagina is now in the middle of her chest, and no one wants to see that, even on Halloween.

VIDEO: Wow! THIS is why we call her Batsh!t Crazy

Geez! This is beyond description. Keep in mind, folks, this woman is a leader in our Congress, and believe it or not, she was once third in line of succession to the presidency.

VIDEO: The rats they are a-running. Watch very tense Batsh!t Crazy Pelosi dodge questions about Imran Awan who worked for her. Sick ’em, Jeff!

Watch a very nervous Nancy Pelosi (that may be Caitlyn Jenner in the video, not sure) dodge a reporter’s questions regarding her relationship with Imran Awan, who was arrested two days ago at Dulles International Airport trying to flee the country.

VIDEO: Poor Nancy Batsh!t Crazy Pelosi, so choked up over the ‘death’ of Steve Scalise. Plus bonus video, “Nancy’s Favorite Word”

You are not heartbroken, Nancy! You are doing cartwheels up and down the halls of the Capitol. You are lobbying Louisiana Governor John Bel Edwards to appoint a Democrat replacement

VIDEO: Nancy Batshit Crazy Pelosi criticizes Trump’s foreign tour because “it wasn’t even alphabetical”

No question, this woman sleeps upside down. Nancy Batshit Crazy Pelosi is criticizing President Trump’s visit to Saudi Arabia because it falls too late in the alphabet to justify such an early visit.

VIDEO: I rate this one three and a half barf bags. Enjoy one full minute of Nancy “Plastic” Pelosi

It tells you everything you need to know about liberal Democrats. They are liars. They are soulless, subhuman creatures from the swamp President Trump is trying to drain.

VIDEO: Hilariously ironic letter from Nancy Pelosi to Paul Ryan, and Dennis Miller’s take on the former Speaker

Nancy “Out-to-Lunch” Pelosi wants to put the brakes on, slow down, take ten years or so to discuss this. She just said the bill, and I am not kidding….