Poor Nancy Pelosi. Her body is with us, but her vodka-soaked brain is in another dimension where reality is what she imagines it to be. Either that, or she is one very good liar. God knows, she has had plenty of time to practice, having been on Capitol Hill since the Lincoln administration.

Watch the video, below, as Speaker Batshit Crazy attempts to convince CNN’s Christiane Amanpour that President Trump was not acquitted in the Senate.

Sorry, Nancy, as much as you want it to be true, President Trump was acquitted in the Senate where it was voted that witnesses were unnecessary to put a merciful end to your ridiculous sideshow.