Kathy Griffin is stuck at home, unemployed and no doubt wishing she was back in the saddle, there in Time Square with her old pal/new enemy Anderson Cooper, bringing New Year’s Eve into seventeen living rooms across America, just like the good old days.

Her video whinefest includes such memorable one-liners as, “No, seriously, folks, I got no work. I ain’t scheduled for no talk shows. I’m blacklisted, I tell you!” and “Has anyone else ever been treated this badly for attempting a comedy gag? Was Lee Harvey Oswald? OK, bad example.”

The fact is you are toxic, you are not funny, and no one wants to listen to a foul-mouthed feminazi whine about not having a penis. Best of luck on your world tour. Maybe you can provoke a few yucks in Reykjavík. They will laugh at anything this time of year.

Kathy Griffin’s life continues to get tougher. Now the moron who thought it would be cool to stage a mock beheading of President Trump is being interviewed by the Secret Service.

Until this whole thing blows over and you can get back to pulling the wings off of flies and whatever else it is you enjoy in your now ample spare time, I would like to offer the following advice….