Say what!? Creepy Uncle Joe calls for national unity by claiming that 10% to 15% of Americans “are not very good people.” Not kidding!

Joe Biden claimed that 10-15% of Americans are not very good people.  Yikes! There are approximately 330 million people in the U.S., which means dementia Joe believes that between 33 and 49.5 million of those Americans are not very good people.

Creepy Uncle Joe describes letting children play with his leg hair. “I love kids jumping on my lap!”

“I got a lot of — I got hairy legs that turn … blonde in the sun,” Biden said. “And the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again. They’d look at it.”

Creepy Uncle Joe was broke two years ago. Now he is worth $15 million. Where did it come from? Isn’t it obvious? Investigate THIS, Congress!

Creepy Uncle Joe has amassed over $15 million in less than two years, far more than can be explained from his speaking engagements, vice-presidential pension, and other reported income. So, where did the money come from? One would have to be incredibly naive….

VIDEO: Creepy Uncle Joe called President Trump’s “lynching” remark racist, ‘abhorrent,’ and ‘despicable.’ But watch what he himself said in 1998

Creepy Uncle Joe thought the term “lynching” was fine when he used it to describe Republicans rightfully impeaching Slick Willie for lying under oath. But, now that President Trump has used the term to accurately describe the horrendous injustice underway today in the US House of Representatives, it is suddenly racist.

Ukrainian MP says he has proof Joe Biden was ‘personally paid $900K by Burisma.’ So, did Joe have Shokin fired to protect his son or cover his own ass?

Derkach’s new allegation raises questions regarding Joe Biden’s original motive in having prosecutor Viktor Shokin fired. Was it really to protect his son or was it to score a little coin himself and ensure that there would be no one looking into it?

After strong-arming Ukraine to fire a prosecutor, Joe Biden is now warning Fox to not air a Trump campaign ad highlighting Biden’s corruption

But, that’s not enough for former Vice-President Touchy Feely. He is now doubling down on his strongarm tactics, warning Fox News to not air a Trump 2020 campaign ad highlighting Biden’s brazen corruption. Rightfully, Fox is flipping corrupt Uncle Joe the proverbial bird.

VIDEO: Crazy Uncle Joe evades reporters’ questions about Ukraine corruption, refusing to answer, then running away

Check out the following video of Uncle Joe’s canned speech. He sounds tired, defeated. Then reporters want to know all about his and his son’s corrupt dealings in Ukraine. He refuses to answer, exiting stage left immediately!

Joe Biden brags on camera that he threatened to withhold $1 billion from Ukraine if they didn’t fire a prosecutor investigating his son. So they did

As if that weren’t bad enough, Joe threatened to withhold $1 billion in loan guarantees if the Ukrainian government did not fire the prosecutor investigating his son. As if that weren’t bad enough, he did it in public. As if that weren’t bad enough, he did it on public television.

VIDEO: Crazy Uncle Joe claims his tax credit idea will put 720 million women back to work. He’s right. We checked his math

Are the gaffes now so much a part of the Biden shtick that they have become a marketing ploy? After all, Democrat voters want to be entertained above all else. To hell with the future of the country as long as their candidate is funny, and Crazy Uncle Joe is certainly funny.

VIDEO: Hilarious! Joe Biden has outdone himself, regaling a crowd with how he faced off against the notorious gangbanger Corn Pop

Anyway, down there in Carolina, I was telling the crowd about my run-in with one of the baddest gangbangers to ever live. His name was Corn Pop. He was the leader of a street gang called the Booty O’s. Bunch of bad dudes, and I ain’t kidding! Some say Corn Pop was a cereal killer.

VIDEO: Hilarious! Another day, another gaffe by Uncle Gaffeaminute Joe Biden

THIS is the leading Democrat in the 2020 presidential race, folks!

Happy Mother’s Day to Joe Biden, the best the Democrats have to offer in 2020!

Happy Mother’s Day to all of you proud mothers out there, especially Joe Biden! It’s true, Democrats still believe that “mother” is only half a word. Since the word “mother” is inconsistent with their favorite cause, abortion, you will not find it in the Democrat vocabulary.

Crazy Uncle Gaffe-a-minute Biden is considering running for president in 2020. That should be a hoot and a guaranteed Trump second term

Joe Biden is considering running for president in 2020, which would be fine spectacle! Can you imagine a Trump/Biden debate? President Trump would dice Creepy Uncle Joe into small pieces. Known not for his do-nothing bazillion-year career in Congress or […]

President Trump responds to Crazy Uncle Joe’s threat of physical assault

‘If we were in high school, I’d take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him,'” Biden boasted to his audience at the University of Miami. As expected, President Trump responded via twitter….

How about some juicy tabloid soap opera drama? Joe Biden’s sole-surviving son dumped his wife for his dead brother’s widow. It gets even creepier

Holy cow, what a dysfunctional soap opera of a family the Bidens are. Who needs Desperate Housewives, Fifty Shades of Grey, and supermarket tabloid trash when you have the Biden family?

VIDEO: Crazy Uncle Joe goes all verklempt when Barack Hussein surprises him with the Medal of Freedom. Plus a look at our favorite Crazy Uncle Joe gaffes

Watch Crazy Uncle Joe get all emotional as his pal and lame duck President Barack Hussein, surprises him with the Presidential Medal of Freedom, which he also awarded to himself.

VIDEO: Of Donald Trump’s locker room bravado crazy Uncle Touchyfeely boasts that “I wish we were in high school and I could take him behind the gym!”

It is going to be very different at White House parties after the Trump inauguration. I just don’t see Mike Pence standing nude in the punchbowl wearing a lampshade on his head.