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Soon, this will be the only flag allowed in America. Oh, no! I apologize. I just realized I am a racist redneck scumball!

By Thomas Madison

Sorry, but that flag will never be allowed. It is white. I momentarily forgot the rules. Please forgive me for being a racist redneck!

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This just in……… Crayola is removing their white crayon. Children must be taught diversity at an early age, and diversity does not include white.

The White House has become the Rainbow House. The Chicago White Sox are being sued for racism. Barry White is being dug up and shot, and then hung, and then burned, and then beheaded. White Castle has sold its restaurant chain to Al Sharpton for $7. Vanna White has quit Wheel Of Fortune in shame. And Betty White has apologized and will voluntarily pass away now. She has dug a hole and gotten into it. The local Black Panther chapter has arrived to cover her up.

Thomas Madison

Ex-Army officer and stone-cold patriot, Thomas Madison is on a mission to contribute in any and every way to the restoration of and strict obedience to the United States Constitution, that divinely-inspired, concise, intentionally and specifically broad (wrap your head around that oxymoron) blueprint which has gifted the world with the concept and realization of individual liberty and unlimited prosperity. We, as a nation, have lost our way. We have spent the past one-hundred years attempting to fix what was never broken. As with building anything, when you can't figure it out, consult the blueprint. So too with rebuilding America, the blueprint for which is the United States Constitution.

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