By Thomas Madison

Sorry, but that flag will never be allowed. It is white. I momentarily forgot the rules. Please forgive me for being a racist redneck!

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Trending: Say it ain’t so, Joe! Latino voters on Telemundo give President Trump the debate win 66% to 34%

This just in……… Crayola is removing their white crayon. Children must be taught diversity at an early age, and diversity does not include white.

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The White House has become the Rainbow House. The Chicago White Sox are being sued for racism. Barry White is being dug up and shot, and then hung, and then burned, and then beheaded. White Castle has sold its restaurant chain to Al Sharpton for $7. Vanna White has quit Wheel Of Fortune in shame. And Betty White has apologized and will voluntarily pass away now. She has dug a hole and gotten into it. The local Black Panther chapter has arrived to cover her up.