My first question is, “Why didn’t someone think of this before?” It makes perfect sense. Why hire a crap shoot when you can weed the crap from the shooters BEFORE realizing what a steaming pile of crap you hired?

Over the centuries there have been attempts by inmates to break out of prison. But, did anyone ever think of trying to break INTO prison? Leave it up to these St. Louis snowflakes to come up with that bit of genius.

The police escort Barragan to a safe space in the school where she only allows fellow Snowflakes in, shutting out the patriots, who stand at the door and scream at her.

The great thing about this hunger strike is that protesters can eat whenever they want. Only the liberal mind can come up with that.

No longer will you be the wallflower at the club wearing your skinny slacks and topsiders. Now you too can join the fun! Look like the lumberjack or construction dude you know she wants.

Oh, I’ve got friends in Safe Spaces. If you don’t go with us, then you must be racist. That is our catch phrase. Where is my latte?

I’m pissed! Miley got ripped off! She is the most awesome Snowflake ever. Excuse me, I am going to go stop traffic.