H/T Red State

And the nominees are…. Amy Schumer for Adios America; Colin Kaepernick for I’ve Been Brainwashed By My Girlfriend; Lena Dunham for Trump is Beautifying America; Miley Cyrus for The Dope Wore Off And Trump Is The President; Michael Moore for Impressions Of A Fat Old Woman; Debra Messing for Selfie Slacktivism.

And the Flakie goes to…….  Amy Schumer for Adios America. Sadly, Amy couldn’t be here. Apparently, it is Cousins Eat Free night in the Congressional Dining Room.

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I’m pissed! Miley got ripped off! She is the most awesome Snowflake ever. Excuse me, I am going to go stop traffic.