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Most amazing scientific discovery in nearly 100 years! Canadian researchers have discovered a nasty rodent almost as big as a man

A team of Canadian biologists have just discovered a new rodent, which they found foraging (dumpster diving) behind a Chinese restaurant in Calgary.

Officially referred to by its scientific name, Canadius Ratbastardus, the new discovery is better known as the North American Cruzrat.

Dangerous and unpredictable, all those who encounter this newest species of disease-ridden pest are advised to keep your eyes on its slightest movement while backing away. In worst case situations when you find yourself cornered by this repulsive rodent, offer it cash or Cuban food, both of which it is especially fond of.

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Thomas Madison

Ex-Army officer and stone-cold patriot, Thomas Madison is on a mission to contribute in any and every way to the restoration of and strict obedience to the United States Constitution, that divinely-inspired, concise, intentionally and specifically broad (wrap your head around that oxymoron) blueprint which has gifted the world with the concept and realization of individual liberty and unlimited prosperity. We, as a nation, have lost our way. We have spent the past one-hundred years attempting to fix what was never broken. As with building anything, when you can't figure it out, consult the blueprint. So too with rebuilding America, the blueprint for which is the United States Constitution.

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