A team of Canadian biologists have just discovered a new rodent, which they found foraging (dumpster diving) behind a Chinese restaurant in Calgary.

Officially referred to by its scientific name, Canadius Ratbastardus, the new discovery is better known as the North American Cruzrat.

Dangerous and unpredictable, all those who encounter this newest species of disease-ridden pest are advised to keep your eyes on its slightest movement while backing away. In worst case situations when you find yourself cornered by this repulsive rodent, offer it cash or Cuban food, both of which it is especially fond of.