All kidding aside, I do see the validity of Richard’s comparison of Chelsea Clinton to Howdy Doody, but personally, I always thought Monica Lewinsky’s ex-boyfriend’s daughter was a dead ringer for Eleanor Roosevelt.

On July 29, 2016, FBI agent Peter Strzok sent his mistress, Lisa Page, a text regarding a speech Chelsea Clinton gave at the Democrat National Convention (video below). Strzok made fun of Chelsea, claiming she sounded like a billy goat.

“I did months of painstaking research on my book. Her version looks like a ninth-grade homework assignment. I am in disbelief,”

It appears persistence is only approved for liberal women and/or those who have not suffered the misfortune of finding themselves alone with Bill Clinton.

It has long been rumored that Webb Hubbell is the biological father of Chelsea Clinton. Apparently even Slick Willie, himself, admitted that he “shoots blanks” and that Webb is Chelsea’s real pappy.