When you consider all of the wonderful things that have happened in America and across the globe since the inauguration of President Trump, you have to wonder what kind of moron could find fault with ISIS being crushed, North Korea being defanged, huge tax cuts, a booming economy, the lowest unemployment in decades, energy independence finally, our trade partners negotiating new, America-First agreements, our manufacturing industries coming back to life, businesses and jobs returning to America, a stronger military, etc., etc., etc., etc., etc.

Yet, to be sure, there are millions of those morons out there who would rather their children starve than for President Trump to receive a word of credit for the unquestionable success of policies that he, himself, campaigned on, and began to implement immediately upon swearing, “So help me, God,” and which have led to unprecedented prosperity, strength, and global respect in, of, and for America.

We the People, otherwise known collectively and individually as patriots, have been much amused by the wailing and whining of the liberal weenies as they drop to their knees and commence bawling like two-year-olds and swear empty promises to leave America forever.

And, all this time we thought that they are simply spoiled brats. Even talking heads have joked about the Trump Derangement Syndrome of the horribly afflicted liberal weenies.

Well, they are spoiled brats, but it’s worse than that. They also suffer from what has now been clinically diagnosed by many therapists as a very real anxiety disorder that the mental health community has labeled “Trump Anxiety Disorder.” No kidding, its a thing.

Definitions of Trump Derangement Syndrome, which therapists have now relabeled “Trump Anxiety Disorder” from Urban Dictionary….

When the truth is deem unrealstic, one may fabricate a story so he or she can better swallow it.

Person 1: Yo man, did you see what “The New York Times” wrote about Trump? He called immigrants “animals”.

Person 2: Nah man, I was physically there, I’m 100% sure he said “MS-13 are animals”

Person 1: Oh really?
Person 3: Yeah that’s why I joined the Trump train, I realized he wasn’t bad after all
Person 2: The media really do have Trump Derangement Syndrome

My favorite definition, also from Urban Dictionary….

Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike of Donald Trump, to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason.

Symptoms for this condition can be very diverse, ranging from hysterical outbursts to a complete mental break. TDS can also often result in the sufferer exhibiting violent, homicidal, or even genocidal desires.

Sufferers have also been known to wish direct self harm on themselves (such as increased taxes, a desire for an economic recession, and even nuclear war), provided that a action might in some way hurt Donald Trump.

Paranoia is also a common symptom of TDS. Sufferers have been known to believe that they are in some way being persecuted, and in some cases believe they are about to be a victim of genocide. The paranoia does however not seem to be bad enough to make TDS sufferers act on their beliefs to the extent of attempting to actually leave the united states.

CBC News explains the newly named Trump Anxiety Disorder here, accompanied by a Twitter thread (excerpted below) where the poor afflicted swarmed to contribute a sample of their personal brand of Trump hatred.

So, when you are enjoying an evening out at your favorite bar or restaurant and an unfortunate TAD victim suddenly drops to his knees in the middle of the establishment and begins wailing at the top of his lungs, damning his tax cut or complaining of making too much money, don’t laugh. Pity him. Then, when the men in the white coats come to take him away, laugh all you want and enjoy a swell evening and the new America.