It’s August on the beach. Hitlery shows up to speak wearing a heavy wool coat and black pants. But she’s fine. Nothing to see here, folks. Move along

There was an old witch from Nantucket….

No, no, no, I refuse to go there, but how tempting!

So, the Wicked Witch of Benghazi was on Nantucket yesterday, regaling a drowsy crowd of seventeen with tales of incoming sniper fire in Bosnia and Himalayan adventures with her namesake, Sir Edmund Hitlery.

The crowd was waaaaaay too unconscious excited to notice that Hitlery showed up for an August outdoor speaking engagement in a heavy wool coat and black pants, worn obviously to hide the fact that she was wearing a diaper thong.

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While members of the audience were practically naked to beat the summer heat, Hitlery opted for the more Arctic look.

But she’s not sick. No way, not the Wicked Witch…. Hitlery wears industrial strength diapers!