What would we alt media creators do without Max Wig. She’s a laugh a minute, more gaffe-prone than Joe Biden, more unhinged than Chris Matthews, more insane than Nancy Batshit Crazy Pelosi, and more corrupt than Hitlery Clinton. Check that last one. No one is more corrupt than Hitlery!

Max Wig represents a California district she doesn’t even live in. She lives closer to the beautiful people in Hollywood in a multi-million-dollar mansion, visiting her district for town halls and campaign events.

Max Wig, who remembers the Gettysburg address not because she memorized it, but because she was there, has declared that she will run for President in 2020 if Millennials want her to.

Max Wig declared to a New York Times Magazine writer that “there have been numerous times when (President) Trump should have been convicted of a crime.”

She finally attempted to escape the angry mob through a back door to no avail. They were waiting for her with middle fingers and epithets a-flying.

“I am going to work every day until I get him impeached,” to which the constituent replied, “I’m going to work every day to see that he isn’t and that you’re impeached.”