I would love to play poker with Chuck Schumer. I don’t care how much money he has, I would have it all by midnight. House and car too! OK, so Schumer isn’t used to playing with the big boys, thinking he could talk tough and get a big win for the Democrat Party. Perhaps not!

Nancy “Batshit Crazy” Pelosi is in the mood to celebrate. After the Democrat-driven shutdown of the federal government, meaning our troops are going without pay, Pelosi treated the entire bunch of career parasite Democrats to a nice dinner party at a classy Italian restaurant just blocks from the Capitol.