I would love to play poker with Chuck Schumer. I don’t care how much money he has, I would have it all by midnight. House and car too!

OK, so Schumer isn’t used to playing with the big boys, thinking he could talk tough and get a big win for the Democrat Party. Perhaps not!

With a genius PR plan to hang the shutdown around Schumer’s neck, the heat was getting pretty intense after only two days. So, little Chucky went to the White House, got on his knees and begged President Trump to help him get out of this alive.

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The dejected look on Diane Feinstein’s face tells the whole story.