You may rest well, liberal weenies. The White House is complete with an intact First Family as Melania and Barron quietly moved into their new home at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue on Sunday.

I guess I was feeling a bit sentimental, missing the old days when Michelle Obama would instruct any crowd, yes, even a crowd of confused children, many of them white, with her racist diatribes and “pity me” sermons.