By Thomas Madison

Barrack Hussein Obama. Behind the sickening, disingenuous, patronizing, fake southern accent is a born, compulsive liar.

Said Barrack Hussein to a cheering (though apparently math-challenged) crowd in 2007 in Selma, Alabama:

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“This young man named Barack Obama got one of those tickets (scholarship to attend college in the U.S.), and came over to this country, and he met this woman who’s great-great-great-great-grandfather had owned slaves.

But she had a different idea. There’s some good craziness going on, because they looked at each other and they decided we know that in the world as it has been it might not be possible for us to get together and have a child. But something’s stirring across the country because of what happened in Selma, Alabama because some folks are willing to march across a bridge. And so they got together and Barack Obama, Jr. was born.

So don’t tell me I don’t have a claim on Selma, Alabama! Don’t tell me I’m not coming home when I come to Selma, Alabama! I’m here because somebody marched for our freedom! I’m here because y’all sacrificed for me! I stand on the shoulders of giants!”

The only problem with The One’s story, of course, is the timeline. Obama was born (somewhere) in 1961. The march in Selma occurred in 1965…. when he was three years old.

Oops!

And the crowd went wild!