The wailing and whining from the liberal weenies across America has been music to my ears this week.

Saturday Night Live poked a little fun at the leftist crybabies, offering them an alternative, The Bubble, a planned city of their own where everything is organic and everyone is fabulous. Such a dream come true, yes?

The self-contained, perpetual motion utopia doesn’t even need police or firefighters because those are only needed in Conservativille. Actually, they confess that they can’t find any cops or firemen who will agree to live amongst them. But, you had better hurry! Space is limited. One-bedroom apartments in The Bubble start at $1.9 million.