That low moan you hear is liberal weenies wailing from sea to shining sea and pulling their hair out as they prepare to jump from the nearest multistory building in response to the fantastic economic news that was released this morning, and especially the praise and gratitude President Trump is receiving for steering the economic ship of state back onto course, heading for the Sea of Prosperity upon which America has not sailed for generations.


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Even CNN is giving President Trump credit? Really?

One would think that liberal weenies would join the rejoicing and celebration. After all, they are patriots, right? You don’t have to answer that. We all know better.

Sure as the rest of the country is celebrating the great news, the usual suspect liberal weenies have been quick to suggest that the good news is nothing, it is meaningless, looking for any opportunity to pee in the punchbowl.

Many liberal weenies are insisting that Barack Hussein is responsible for this great economy and the Wicked Witch of Benghazi, had she won, would be overseeing the same great economy.