Photo, above: US Army soldier screams at Benjamin Haas, an LSU student who planned a flag-burning protest on campus – May, 2011

By Thomas Madison

Hell to the yes!!!!

A litter of lice-ridden cockroaches, led by a steaming pile of flag-burning dung named Benjamin Haas, planned a protest at Louisisana State University, where they intended to burn an American flag and inform anyone who would listen what a cesspool the United States is. However, they didn’t anticipate several hundred, maybe over a thousand red-blooded American patriots showing up. Burning an American flag in public might fly in San Francisco or New York, but not in one of the most conservative parts of one of the most conservative states in the union.

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As the weenies protesters gather to conduct their liberal flag-burning ritual and declare to the world what a horror America is they are shouted down, pelted with water balloons (or bottles), and promptly led to safer evirons off campus.

Good on you, patriots! You done us proud!

UPDATE: Powdered Wig reader, Joel F. Berger, added this in facebook comments. This is from the Arkansas Code. Every state should have such a law….

2010 Arkansas Code
Title 5 – Criminal Offenses
Subtitle 5 – Offenses Against The Administration Of Government
Chapter 51 – Disloyal Conduct
Subchapter 2 – Offenses Generally
§ 5-51-207 – Contempt for or desecration of the United States flag.

5-51-207. Contempt for or desecration of the United States flag.

(a) (1) Any person who knowingly mutilates, defaces, physically defiles, burns, maintains on the floor or ground, or tramples upon any flag of the United States shall be fined not more than one thousand dollars ($1,000) or imprisoned for not more than one (1) year, or both.

(2) This subsection does not prohibit any conduct consisting of the disposal of a flag when it has become worn or soiled.

(b) As used in this section, “flag of the United States” means any flag of the United States, or any part of a flag of the United States, made of any substance, or any size, in a form that is commonly displayed.