Last night before an audience of trained seals Democrats, Michelle Obama declared, “So, don’t let anyone ever tell that this country isn’t great, that somehow we need to make it great again, because this right now is the greatest country on Earth.”

Translation: “See what a great country Barack Hussein and I have built. Now cops are dropping like flies, there is turmoil everywhere, we have put race relations back 60 years, Muslims kill innocent people openly and proudly, and America is more divided than ever. We have done all that we can. We have divided and we have conquered. That is what GREATNESS is all about!”

Michelle’s ‘Great America’ lie was designed as an obvious poke in the eye to Donald Trump, but moreover it marks an epiphany. When did Michelle Obama stop being ashamed of her country? Oh, I remember, February 18, 2008. That must be when Michelle saw America’s greatness for the first time. It’s a shame that she waited until last night to publicly declare America’s greatness.

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For the past eight years Michelle has been whipping out the race card at every opportunity, wailing about white privilege and the downtrodden black community in America. It is good to know that while she was complaining about being the victim of America’s horrible racism her entire life, even now, that she saw America as “great.” Forgive me for calling bullshit, Michelle!

So, Michelle now thinks America is great? Really? That is a fairly recent conversion of eight years. On February 18, 2008 Michelle said it twice, loud and clear, in Milwaukee and Madison, Wisconsin, declaring, “For the first time in my adult lifetime, I’m really proud of my country … not just because Barack has done well”….

Michelle had to have meant, of course, that for the previous 44 years of her life she was ashamed of her country. Wow, what eight years in the White House can do to change a person’s mind! The most unlikely of candidates is now a flag-hugging patriot.

No, Michelle, it IS “just because Barack has done well” that you became proud of your country . He lied his ass off, he shoveled tons of snake oil down the throats of morons who enjoy the privilege to vote, and most of all you suddenly became proud of your country because you and Barack Hussein were given the ultimate gimme, the grandest welfare check, the White House. That’s what it took to make you proud of your country.

And what did you do with this precious opportunity? You have spent the past eight years dividing Americans racially, the entire time demanding that America is a racist country. You said this in speeches to new black college graduates, that they will spend the rest of their lives discriminated against by whitey.

Sorry, Sasquatch, you suck! You are an unabashed racist and the worst, most divisive First Lady to ever occupy the peoples’ house. That is about to change. A brilliant, elegant, accomplished, beautiful, graceful First Lady is about to take your place. No, not Bill Clinton!