Ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, put your hands together for tonight’s feature performance, King Pudgy and the DPRK Band in their hit counterfeit single, Rocket Man!

And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
‘Til touchdown brings me ’round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no.
I’m the Rocket Man
Rocket Man burning out his fuse up here alone