By Thomas Madison

Job applications from terrorists world-wide are flooding the US State Department since spokesperson Marie Barf declared that killing terrorists is not nice or productive, and that the true way to peace in the Middle East is to offer jihadis good jobs.

The applications below are SATIRICAL, and funny as hell! I have also included a blank application for any jihadi readers out there who may want to submit an application of their own.

H/T Freedom Outpost

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