Illegal immigrant, eh?

A “Canadian” man wanted by the U.S. Border Patrol was arrested during a traffic stop in Abilene.

According to the arrest report, Laurie Kenneth McMann, 31, was driving a car police stopped Saturday afternoon on South 1st Street because his passenger was not wearing a seatbelt.

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McMann told police “he was not a U.S. Citizen, but from Canada,” according to the report.

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Police contacted border patrol which said McMann “was a fugitive from immigration.”

He was taken to the Taylor County Jail where he is being held without bond.

Bob and Doug McKenzie, crack reporters for Great White North TV, Canada’s favorite daytime TV talk show, are following this story and will have a full update tomorrow.

For those unfamiliar with the McKenzie brothers, today’s show addressed the sensitive issue of inadequate parking at donut shops….