By Thomas Madison

For only the third time in history, members (a small fraction of them, judging by the empty seats) of the House of Representatives recited the entire Constitution, starting with the Preamble by Speaker Boner.

It’s good that Boner could stay sober long enough to recite the Preamble, but he shouldn’t have to read that. He should know it by heart.

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At least he read it. Good stuff. Now read it again, Boner, and again, and again, and again, as many times as it takes for you to get it. Take it to your favorite watering hole. Memorize it until you fall off your barstool. You should be a Constitutional expert! Follow it. It is the blueprint. If you know it and follow it we can’t go wrong.

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For the entire hour and a half reading of the Constitution by members of the House see the video below….