This is genius!
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is learning from his president who forced the Democrats to shut down the federal government, showing the entire country how little respect Democrats have for We the People, our safety, and national security. Then, when he had embarrassed them enough, he rubbed their noses in their own stupidity because he had the money for the wall all along and didn’t need them to approve a damned thing. He just wanted to embarrass the daylights out of the liberal morons.
Mitch has now taken a page from the president’s playbook and is involved in his own campaign to rub the Democrats’ noses in their own imbecilic ideas.
McConnell has declared that he will hold a Senate floor vote on the Green New Deal, co-sponsored by House freshman airhead Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Massachusetts Senator Ed Markey, both Democrats who have been quick to criticize McConnell for holding the vote on the absurd proposal that completely eliminates air travel and cow farts, although the brilliant authors of the lunacy admit it will take ten years to totally destroy the air travel industry (can’t wait to see how the Hawaii senators vote on that) and to train cattle to not fart.
Language straight from the Green New Deal, going before the US Senate for a vote in the near future: “We set a goal to get to net-zero, rather than zero emissions, in 10 years because we aren’t sure that we’ll be able to fully get rid of farting cows and airplanes that fast.”
Not kidding! No airplanes. No cow farts. Your tax dollars at work.
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Genius, Mitch! Love the smile at the end when you say "Green New Deal." Go ahead, rub the Democrats' noses in their own stupidity! And the green tie as an exclamation mark is a nice touch. Well played.
— Thomas Madison…. I follow back! (@tmadison200) February 14, 2019
Whatcha' skeered of, Malarkey? Reckon Mitch might be out to rub your nose in your own stupidity? Do you really expect to be taken seriously when you propose such absurdity? Why not propose a bridge to the moon? Then we can drive our cattle there where they can fart all they want.
— Thomas Madison…. I follow back! (@tmadison200) February 14, 2019
It's a, "hold my beer," kind of moment.
— Mezzo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🇯🇵 (@LEOstrious) February 13, 2019
— Thomas Madison…. I follow back! (@tmadison200) February 14, 2019
The latest version of FAQ's on her blog has removed the "f" word in favor of "emissions from cows"
Holy cow
— John Roberts (@johnrobertsFox) February 7, 2019
Seriously, preventing cows from farting is not a good idea. pic.twitter.com/6ijjx0aNZA
— Thomas Madison…. I follow back! (@tmadison200) February 14, 2019
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