Republican V.A. Shiva Ayyadurai, who in 1978, at 14 years old, invented email, is challenging Fauxcahontas to her Massachusetts Senate seat.

Proving that Republicans are not just mean, old white men, Ayyadurai graciously sent Squaw Warren a gift-wrapped 23&Me DNA test kit so that she can finally prove her LOL Indian heritage. Squaw Warren not so graciously refused to accept the gift.

C’mon, Liz, give it a try. We all want to know!

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Ms. Warren was reported to be at an undisclosed location with her dealer medicine man and could not be reached for comment.

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