Gather your little ones around you with some warm cocoa and read to them this delightfully charming story that captures the wonder and miracle of Christmas!

No, we are not talking about Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol” or “The Gift of the Magi by O. Henry,” both very popular and traditional children’s Christmas stories in their own right.

We are talking about “Santa’s Husband.” That’s right, a fabulous gay Santa story, written, not surprisingly, by a staff writer for Stephen Colbert.

Not only is jolly St. Nick straight up homo in this endearing tale of Santa and his fabulous partner, he is also black because we must pack in as much fabulous diversity as possible.

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So, if your children are not screwed up enough, then by all means, buy this book. It will keep your family dysfunctional for generations.

It was inevitable, claims BizPac Review

With Christmas just days away, fabulous CNN “heavily promoted” a children’s book that “tells the story of a black Santa, his white husband, and their life in the North Pole.”

That’s how the publisher, Harper Design, a division of Harper Collins, is selling the book titled, “Santa’s Husband.”

“Everyone knows that Santa Claus is jolly, but in “Santa’s Husband,” this cherished symbol of the holiday season is also black and gay, and married to an equally cheery man,” Harper Design described the book.

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Illustration by A.P. Quach

Yes, it would seem a gay black Santa just about covers the diversity spectrum, unless he turned out to also identify as a woman.

Fittingly, the author of the pro-homosexual book, Daniel Kibblesmith, is a staff writer for “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.”

The children’s book was featured in a lengthy segment Tuesday on CNN, according to the Media Research Center.

Here’s more of the publisher’s description of the “charming book,” from Amazon:

“In this witty and sweet illustrated Christmas tale, humor writer Daniel Kibblesmith introduces us to Mr. and Mr. Claus, and gives us a glimpse of their lives together. We see the Clauses sitting by the fire at their cozy North Pole home, vacationing at the beach, having an occasional disagreement, celebrating their wedding day, and comforting each other when some loudmouth people on television angrily dispute Santa’s appearance and lifestyle.

“In the weeks before Christmas, Santa’s husband helps with all the pre-Christmas work, from double-checking lists, to feeding the reindeer (organic gluten-free grains, of course), to negotiating labor disputes with the restive workshop elves. At the height of toy-making season, he even fills in for his busy hubby at the mall to ensure every child can meet the Big Guy in the red suit, and give him their wish list.

“As this charming book reminds us, Santa Claus can come in all shapes and colors and sizes—just like the children and families he visits all over the world each Christmas eve.”