By Thomas Madison
This is a gem of an email I received just after the New Hampshire primary polls closed. Senor Canadian Cruz called the New Hampshire primary a “hard fought battle.”
LOL! Then he begged for money!
So sorry, Senor, but no can do. I am giving The Donald every dime I can spare for the sake of my children and grandchildren. But thanks for the email. You will always have your one delegate win in Iowa!
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