By Thomas Madison
H/T Joey Mannarino

What is more popular, a Philly cheesesteak or a Ted Cruz rally? 1,000,000 to 1, the cheesesteak wins! The “1” is Ted Cruz’s mom.

Canadian Cruz is tearing it up! After his stunning New York victory humiliation, the Canadian packed an unidentified Philadelphia venue with 22 whole people, who waited as long as seven seconds to get in.

As Hitler did at the end, the Canadian is starting to lose it. The delusions are melting away, being replaced with the hard, cold reality of THE TRUTH! We the People think you suck, Ted!

Teleprompters. Just one more thing the Canadian has in common with Barack Hussein.