By Thomas Madison

Preface: This is satire, folks, as in A JOKE! Please, no nasty letters telling me that this is a lie, Barack Hussein never signed any such thing.

From Stubhill News

Trending: Malik Obama is a devoted Trump supporter, despises kid brother Barack, and just wrote a book slamming the illegitimate ex-president

In a sweeping move, President Obama has used an executive order to outlaw all criticism of executive orders.

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“With this equal and legal measure, which fairly silences both favorable and negative criticism, I will finally be able to direct the executive and get some peace and quiet around here,” said Obama

A super-relaxed Obama said he wishes he would have thought of it sooner.

At press time, no one had anything to say about the order.