By Thomas Madison

I-90 will be closed Wednesday across South Dakota, as workers transport a 200-ton lump of coal so that artists may begin the addition of Barack Hussein to Mount Rushmore. The artists had to settle for coal, as they couldn’t find a 200-ton piece of shit.

This is satire, folks! I say again, this is satire! No nasty letters, please, complaining about shutting down I-90.

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