VIDEO: Elizabeth Warren robotically sucks on a beer bottle, desperately attempting to appeal to normal people in flyover country. Funny, yet sad
Three days into 2019 and we already have what appears to be at least a semi-finalist for funniest video of the year.
Watch Liz Warren, whose Indian name is “Lying Dog,” channel her inner Hillary Clinton and Mr. Rogers at the same time (who said Liz had no talent?) in a desperate and transparent attempt to appeal to voters in flyover country, to prove to them that she is a real person too.
In her shamelessly patronizing video, Lying Liz offers up many juicy one-liners, such as…. “Or as my mother always referred to me, ‘the surprise,’ which, I suppose is the closest term in the Cherokee language to ‘the mistake.’
And, how about, “I never thought I was going to run for politics, any kind of elected office.”
Translation: “I remain amazed by two constants in politics – how easy it is to blow smoke up a moron’s ass and how many moron’s asses there are from sea to shining sea.”
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The Daily Caller did a splendid job editing Lying Dog’s video, especially their inclusion of cuts of Brett Kavanaugh, who liberals scream is an alcoholic because he enjoys an occasional beer, yet, for a liberal to consume a beer is perfectly fine.
On the Plastic Spectrum, somewhere between Hitlery and Mr. Rogers, Elizabeth Warren robotically sucks on a beer bottle, desperately attempting to appeal to normal people in flyover country as she preps for her 2020 run at the White House. Funny, yet sad. https://t.co/1pqM6Jb7Sc
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Perhaps, in her next video, Lying Liz will treat us to a rain dance.
Nice catch!
— Thomas Madison…. I follow back! (@tmadison200) January 3, 2019
Elizabeth Warren: “I’m gonna get me a beer—oh! My husband Bruce is here—want a beer?”
Bruce: “No, I’ll pass on a beer for now”
Liz: “Thank you for being here”
Bruce: “My pleasure”
Liz: “I’m glad you’re here”
Bruce: “Enjoy your beer”
LOL NOBODY DOES THAT
— Alana Mastrangelo (@ARmastrangelo) January 3, 2019
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Worst performance in a forced, fake, scripted live stream from home…the Senior Senator from my home state, Liz Warren…Even her husband looked at her like she had two heads when she started the whole beer guzzling thing….
— ex_wirehouse🚣♂️ 🇺🇸🇮🇪 (@ex_wirehouse) January 3, 2019
Elizabeth Warren is taking a big chance in launching an exploratory committee…the last time her people met with explorers it didn’t go well
— Sean Spicier – Former Tango Dancer (Parody) (@sean_spicier) January 1, 2019
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