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Barack Hussein being added to Mount Rushmore

By Thomas Madison

I-90 will be closed Wednesday across South Dakota, as workers transport a 200-ton lump of coal so that artists may begin the addition of Barack Hussein to Mount Rushmore. The artists had to settle for coal, as they couldn’t find a 200-ton piece of shit.

This is satire, folks! I say again, this is satire! No nasty letters, please, complaining about shutting down I-90.

H/T Fellowship of the Minds

Thomas Madison

Ex-Army officer and stone-cold patriot, Thomas Madison is on a mission to contribute in any and every way to the restoration of and strict obedience to the United States Constitution, that divinely-inspired, concise, intentionally and specifically broad (wrap your head around that oxymoron) blueprint which has gifted the world with the concept and realization of individual liberty and unlimited prosperity. We, as a nation, have lost our way. We have spent the past one-hundred years attempting to fix what was never broken. As with building anything, when you can't figure it out, consult the blueprint. So too with rebuilding America, the blueprint for which is the United States Constitution.

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