Updated June 24, 2016

Our incredibly articulate and eloquent Teleprompter Reader-in-Chief, Barack Hussein, attempted an ad lib attack on Donald Trump. You might say it didn’t go quite as well as was hoped.

Without his teleprompter Hussein was helpless, stammering and stuttering, searching for words that would not come, settling for words like “okey-doke.”

The world according to Barack Hussein:

“If we turn against each other, based on divisions of race or religion………. if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if we, if we fall for…. you know…. a, a bunch of………… okey-doke……… just because it-it-it-it, you know, it, uhhh…………….. well, it-it-it-it-it-it, sounds funny, or…. the tweets are…….. provocative…….. then we’re not going to build on the progress we started.”

You mean like this progress, Hussein?….

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What a complete dumbass we have in the White House. Give me Slick Willie any day, getting knob jobs from interns in the Oval Office, over this national embarrassment.